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[Tirigon]

Granted, but then they don´t.



I wish I get a funny answer this time.

[marbatico]

granted, everybody posts here but you cant anymore because your constantly getting ninja'd.



i wish i got the highest possible grade for all my exams.

[Der Kirk]

Granted, but you get arrested for cheating on a standardized test, then sued.



I wish I had a taco.

[Tirigon]

Granted, but it´s made by me so you get sick:devil::devil::devil::devil:



I wish Liara was real.

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but she flays you alive...with her mind.



I wish Tali were real.

[Tirigon]

Granted, but she leaves you and joins Liara and me for a threesome.





I wish Legion was a (bisexual) LI in ME3.

[Norskatt]

Granted but you still can't approval up enough to have a go.



I wish summer vacation was here already

[Vaylise]

Granted, but now the game is banned from the forums.



I wish I had ice cream.

[Tirigon]

Granted, but the reason for this is Woo locking every hurt or heal topic.





I wish everyone would join my new group.



http://social.bioware.com/group/2086/



FREE OFFICER RANKS!!!!!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but you don't get the training to control the powers with included. You promptly accidentally disfigure your own looks gruesomely trying to figure out how to use your new powers correctly & now look uglier than Grunt. You're afraid of trying to use your powers ever again.



I wish for Starcraft Series's Nova's Autograph.

[hoysexyjew]

Granted, but your mind is blown because of the awesomeness and you die.

I wish I opossum was spelled right in MessyPossum's name. (unless he means an asian one, asians don't count though...Asian "possums" that is)

Modifié par hoysexyjew, 12 mai 2010 - 05:37 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, the rain goes away to build up lots of power then returns to flood you outta house & home. You end up a Bum, but at least ya didn't die this Corrupt.

I wish to inflict all corrupt Politicians, Lawyers, & Bankers with Logophobia!

(Edit: As far as I know, I think there's such a thing as both Possums & Opossums as 2 related but different Species. I can definitely confirm the existence of Possums, for they live in the region I do, Washington State.)

Edit 2: Typo expulsed.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 13 mai 2010 - 12:14 .

[Norskatt]

Granted but lawyers still are untouched since it was 'Layers' you assulted with Logophobia



I wish my Dragon Age T-shirt pack I won would hurry up & get delivered

[Tirigon]

Granted, but it´s the wrong size.



I wish WoW would be a good game.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but they triple the monthly fee to play it



I wish I had a duck who is the reincarnation of Frank Sinatra. And he would sing with a flock of seagulls, who throw lemons at people who pass by them.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then everything gets nuked from orbit, it's the only way to be sure that abomanation is dead.
I wish I could play ME3

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 12 mai 2010 - 06:55 .

[Tirigon]

Granted, but it is too difficult for you and you throw it away.



I wish the person above me would have a pronounceable name.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then my name is written in a language you can't read
I wish I had a blender and a nuke so I can answer the big question about nukes: Can it blend?

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 12 mai 2010 - 08:05 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the nuke is given to you without it's Warhead. This turns you're experiment into Blooper Reel material.



I wish radioactivity healed damage instead of causing it.