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[Norskatt]

Granted but now EVERYTHING else causes damage.





I wish my allergies would stop acting up

[--Master of All--]

Granted, it turns out that rash was caused by something else...

I wish the Kool-aid guy would crash through my wall right about now.

Modifié par --Master of All--, 13 mai 2010 - 08:42 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, after the Kool-Aid guy crashes through you're wall, he stumbles outta the vechicle & turns out to be drunk outta his mind, rambling on about eternal conundrums. There's no party at you're house like ya wanted, ya gotta sober up the Kool-Aid guy, & decide whether or not to call the Cops.



I wish tomorrow was yesterday.

[Norskatt]

Granted but you don't like the you you've become



I wish I had some apple cinnamon sorbet

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it inflicts Gargalesis on the inside of your stomach for the entire duration of it's digestion period.

I wish the word 'Gargalesis' is deleted from all Languages, & existence, for being an embarrassing word.

(Edit: Another typo takes me 2 tries to spot. )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 14 mai 2010 - 05:08 .

[Veange]

Granted, however in turn they add the even-more embarrassing word "Nurple" to the official English language so something would finally rhyme with "Purple".

I wish I can play DA:O or Mass Effect right now.

Modifié par Veange, 14 mai 2010 - 07:15 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. But you accidentally trip causing you to throw a flail into your screen and in rage you throw your game disk at a bear, the bear get's pissed off, and you get mauled by the bear.



I wish there was a post above me.

[Veange]

Granted! But the post above your head was not attached securely to the wall and falls, hitting the aforementioned bear in the process. The bear - never minding how it transported next to Solostran85 after mauling Veange - becomes enraged once again and mauls Solostran85 as well.



I wish I hadn't been lured into wasting time by reading Solostran85's signature.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, instead, you read Solostran85's Sig willingly, & it instills within you Ambivalence. This feeling confuses you heavily, & it's never comfortable to be heavily confused.



I wish I had more time to do stuff I wanna do.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then you have to work on Sundays for 24h

I wish I could live in Soviet Russia.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 15 mai 2010 - 09:25 .

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, bvut the only person who knows it loses his voice before he can tell you it.

I wish I was Commander Shepard and I had a fovorite store on the Citadel

[Veange]

Granted, but you soon come to a grisly discovery that your favorite store on the Citadel is owned by Saren evil-er twin.



And Tali left you for him.



I wish talimancers won't stake and burn me for invoking her name in any context.

[DragonOfTime07]

Granted, they will now bash you with rocks instead.



I wish I was immortal, invincible and had eternal youth and happiness.

[Veange]

Granted, but the world suddenly ends, everyone you know and love dies. Staring at corpse-littered streets and gore, you are still grinning ear-to-ear estatic because of your wish.



I wish I could have absolute control over time.