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[EADanke]

granted, due to botched rhinoplasty you now have to wear goggles.



I wish I knew what I should be doing

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. You spend the rest of your life happy and content in your career flipping burgers in McDs.

(Well, it isn't too bad really, but for some people that's the absolute pits.)

I wish I had a house in suburbia with a white picket fence.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 23 octobre 2009 - 04:06 .

[JMOR]

Granted, you live next to a very aggitated Samual Jackson that only complains about snakes on planes.



I wish Snakes on a Plane was better

[mandalore18]

Granted but you never saw and it was good.

I wish I had time to think of a better wish

[Dr. Explosion]

granted, but you die before you can use it



i wish i was the best computer hacker ever

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! But unfortunately, because of your omnipotent hacker skills, you become the FBI's #1 most wanted & an entire squad of FBI agents take ya down, & arrest ya. You get the rest of your life in jail, with no possibility of parole!



I wish the Bioware Social Site didn't let your login wear off right in middle of a post & make ya have to re-login before ya could actually get your post posted. (So irritating, especially if ya were posting with a quoted post. Then the format of the reply gets buggered up.)

[Superium]

Granted but they decide to shut down the forums to go on vacation in the carribean.

I wish that I had some fried dough.

[Dr. Explosion]

granted, but you are in Soviet Russia, so fried dough eats you!



i wish the next poster was a ninja pirate captain complete with a ship and crew of lesser ninja pirates so they must corrupt their awesome situation

[Kilsot]

Granted, but my pirate ship is full if pinjas not ninrates. (Drunk ninja's throwin shurikens around is a bad idea.)



I wish I had a sandwich.

[lawsie100]

granted, but it is brown bread, and daaaamn you hate brown bread.



I wish that i was around the age of 21 again with a beautiful gilfriend, loads of money and that my life was totally an utterly uncorruptable in the slightest bit, be it by my own doing or my anyone elses, real or otherwise.

[dragoager]

Granted. As you live on easy street for the rest of your life, you decide to become a writer. Without true tragedy or harsh reality to inspire you however, your musings are without a doubt the worse pablum ever to be typed or penned. Naturally ABC picks you up for a sitcom.



I wish I could travel and see the world.

[Fodder007]

Granted, except you have to keep travelling for ever and never feel at home anywhere for the rest of your life.



I wish I could play Fifa 10 without getting disconnected in every match grrrr.

[Dr. Explosion]

granted, instead you fail to score a single goal every match



i wish scooby-do never existed

[Davitto]

granted, he's replaced with Scrappy-doo



I wish I were a god

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but you're just one amongst the many, and the rest of the bigger, better and stronger gods gang up to beat the tar out of you and toss you all the way down Mount Olympus. And then they do it all over again, again, and again for kicks. (Shades of Sisyphus here, if you know Greek mythology. ) 

I wish winter was over.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 23 octobre 2009 - 11:34 .

[Withidread]

Granted, it is now summer, but you now live at the south pole.

I wish I had some pizza.

Modifié par Withidread, 23 octobre 2009 - 11:36 .

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but it's 3 years old.

I wish I had chocolate.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 23 octobre 2009 - 11:51 .

[Punahedan]

Granted, but it's stale and gross.



I wish I was better at math and science.

[Shattered Shield]

Granted-but now u have only History and english classes that ur dumb in



I wish i had 50 million dollars tax free

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But it's $50,000,000 of money inside a Sim City game, not real life money. It's tax free, because it's made of computer code!



I wish real life hackers would do something USEFUL with their skills, instead of makin life harder.

[Bebbe777]

Granted, now we only need to convert the rest of the world to do something useful

I want to go to Mars

Modifié par Bebbe777, 24 octobre 2009 - 12:46 .

[Dr. Explosion]

granted, but you have no space suit and die within a minute



i wish i was the king of the universe

[Withidread]

Granted, you are now Cydonia, the face on Mars.



I wish I never had to work again.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You are now a beggar living on the streets!



I wish shield defense power in DA:J was actually useful.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but at some point you discover that the developers have written in a cave-in as an Easter Egg scenario: as a result, rocks fall on you and everyone dies, anyway.

I wish I had DA:O on pre-order, like everybody else.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 01:49 .