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[DragonOfTime07]

Granted but not over yourself. You get a brain tumor and die.



I wish I could get a new bike. (the prvious one wasn't corrupted, I was still happy)

[Veange]

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts.



I wish I was dating kate beckinsale.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but you didn't say how you would date her, so your date is set up with a picture of her. This gets you put into a mental hospital that believes in 'Shock Therapy'.

I wish I could think up funnier wishes.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 16 mai 2010 - 01:52 .

[Veange]

Granted, but you forgot them by the time you sat down to type them out.



I wish Firefly never got canceled so I don't have to listen to my friend cry about it.

[Veange]

Granted, but the ********* got too excited and *********'ed allover your ******** and ******** while your girlfriend was watching from her *********.



I wish I had a talking cat.

[Veange]

Granted, but the magical frozen yogurt gives you magical brain-freeze.



I wish this wish is non-corruptible.

[DragonOfTime07]

Granted, but people start to think it sounds incredibly stupid, and that it doesn't make any sense. They start laughing at you.



I wish I could be more nice.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then rest rest of the world becomes nicer too, so you're back at the start.



I wish i was Harbringer

[Veange]

Granted, but you unwisely attempt to dominate Shepard, engage in a mental battle with her, lose and instead become dominated by Shepard.



I wish I don't have to work today.

[TSamee]

Have fun; you're now redundant. Obsolete. Unemployed. Yes, you'll cetainly never have to go to work today... or EVER AGAIN! MUHAHAHAHAHA.



I wish youtube wasn't so addictive.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, Youtube loses it's popularity because some jerk hacker creates a 'Youtube' virus that infects anyone going to the Youtube Site, & turns the infected computer into a zombie puder for Botnet use, that targets only you. You never get to enjoy the Internet ever again, especially because you can't figure out how the virus always knows which computer you're on, every time.

I wish corrupt people to be punished by their wrongs & strapped into a chair & subjected to torture by Kibitz Machine!

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 16 mai 2010 - 05:01 .

[TSamee]

Congratulations, you evil, sadistic, judgemental, self-righteous bastard. Go on, dispense that justice! Why, I find it hard calling you human Good call on the wish though.



I wish Prince of Persia: Warrior Within for the iPhone doesn't turn out to be crap.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but you're also Human, so you also jump off the cliff and into a meat grinder. The Crabpeople take over the world and kill every chicken in the world.



I wish I could visit an Asari stripclub.

[Veange]

Granted, but you get distracted by Morinth at the door of said stripclub. She seduces you and you plunge head-first into your death by shmoo-shmoo.



I wish Loghain became the king of Ferelden instead of Maric.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but Loghain wages war on the Grey Wardens, which gives the Blight it's window of opportunity to successfully destroy the entire DA:O World. So much for ever seeing a DA:O 2...

I wish my teeth can stay fully healthy & functional with my needing to maintenance them.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 16 mai 2010 - 09:05 .

[Der Kirk]

Granted, but I am a ghost, and this post is a figment of your imagination.



I wish I was a witty forum poster.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but everyone leaves the forum because they're sick of your wit.



I wish I had a chocolate cheesecake.