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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but EA is too devious for you. They transfer the BioWare Employees to EA, make sure only the ex-BioWare employees are on duty at the time of the Sepuka while the native EA Employees take that day off, & make these ex-BioWare Employees do the Sepuka (I thought it was Sepuku. Am I remembering wrong?) via evil, devious means, then they give the money to BioWare only for BioWare to fail because it has no manpower to stay afloat with. All assets, including the paid money default back to EA. Yup, EA's that oily & greasy.

I wish all greed on earth is magically converted into empathy.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 17 mai 2010 - 03:49 .

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

Granted. but you cant remember what you didn't want to know so you go insane.



I wish that people would stop freaking out about 2012 already!

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but they start freaking out about a new apocalypse shortly after. (we've survived Y2K and 06,06,06 so i'm sure people will think up another)



I wish I had power armor.

[Shaang]

Granted, but you cant wear it.

I wish people would view this latest gaming mouse by razer Razer Naga

Modifié par Shaang, 17 mai 2010 - 09:06 .

[mousestalker]

Granted. Unfortunately there turns out to be a massive production problem with the disks, so there's a recall and you're left with a controller, but no games.



I wish the next Dragon Age has rainbow coloured ponies.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but you can't enjoy the sight of them because they serve as minions serving, & staying next to, a rainbow-colored Brood Mother. (Insert puking here.)



I wish for a hsiw backwards.

[Norskatt]

.maerc ruos deliops fo pollod a htiw semoc ti tub detnarG



(Granted but it comes with a dollop of spoiled sour cream.)



I wish I could have slept in today.

[Veange]

Granted, you indeed could have slept in today but you didn't realize it; you fought and got up on time anyway.



I wish I could be as pink as Norskatt!

[mousestalker]

Granted: A huge tub of pink paint drops on your head. You are now very pink. You are also very very flat.



I wish female characters could have armour that is both attractive and practical.

[Veange]

Granted, the wished-for armour is indeed both attractive and practical, but practical only for a part of the typical home referenced in chauvinistic meme's.



I wish I wouldn't get ninja'ed on the forums so often.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you apply a dollop of Ninja-B-Gone on your fingertips & Keyboard, & it works! You're rate of getting Ninja'd drops by .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% & yet, the Ninja-B-Gone cost $1,000 bucks... 'As seen on TV' Ads are bad voodoo.



I wish for a dollop of Flubber.

[--Master of All--]

Granted. You watch ten seconds of the movie 'Flubber'.



I wish this wish had no negative consequences.

Modifié par --Master of All--, 18 mai 2010 - 04:15 .

[druplesnubb]

Granted but to pronounce it correctly you must bite off your tongue after punching out all your teeth while saying it.



I wish Shub-Niggurath doesn't eat my soul.

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

Granted, but instead i eat your soul instead.



I wish i was famous for the right reasons!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, & your feelings never return afterwards, leaving you... Tranquil. Alas, they don't have a fun life in Ferelden, let alone being a Tranquil irl, which has loads of people that aren't tolerant toward the different... & many of them have huge muscles...



I wish my cat hadn't woke me up early this morning.

[Kalithera]

Granted. It turns out to be a stray cat that snuck into your house.



I wish my eyes didn't hurt so much.

[PsychorCZ]

Granted, your eyes has been removed with rusty spoon.



I wish I could have a necromancer class in origins

[mousestalker]

Granted, but only in Darkspwn Chronicles, which is only available for Commodore 64 machines.



I wish Mattel and Bioware would do a Barbie/Dragon Age crossover.