Corrupt-A-Wish

#3776
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 18 mai 2010 - 02:10

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Granted, it's the biggest flop in history, & it sinks both BioWare & Mattel. Now EA is bigger & more powerful then ever.

I wish Embracery embraces extinction.

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#3777
Kalithera

Posté 18 mai 2010 - 03:28

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Granted... they embrace your extinction.

I wish I could finally finish my Baldur's Gate fanfiction.

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#3778
C9316

Posté 18 mai 2010 - 04:37

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Granted but as soon as you finish it your computer crashes suddenly and when it miraculously reboots you find your entire hardrive wiped clean.

I wish I could find the inspiration to play my ME1 Engineer playthrough and a comfy chair as well

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#3779
Guest_Gameiac_*

Posté 18 mai 2010 - 07:22

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Granted but your xbox360 explodes when you start playing and your comfy chair is possesed and eats you

I wish the next person to make a wish on this thread would admit that humans are inferior to chickens such as myself

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#3780
Kalithera

Posté 18 mai 2010 - 08:06

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Granted, but seeing as I'm typing this with great difficulty from the local Sanitarium, the statement is rendered invalid.

I wish I could meet the characters from the Mass Effect series.

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#3781
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 18 mai 2010 - 09:55

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Granted, your 1st ME character meeting is a real live Vorcha. It's also your last...

I wish a dolphin beats all of the next Presidential Election's candidates in the next Election & becomes the new President of the USA.

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#3782
Guest_Iron Man195_*

Posté 18 mai 2010 - 09:58

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Granted but he orders all AMericans to take to the sea and we all drown.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

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#3783
Kalithera

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 01:12

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Granted, then you live in paranoia that the bad luck you should have gotten will build up and you die a nervous wreck.

I wish Joker would be an LI in ME3.

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#3784
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 01:52

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Granted, but it gets executed by EA. They screw it up, mistakenly thinking ya meant the 'Batman' Joker, & ruin the Mass Effect Series, & never fix it because they're too busy with their ShovelWare production.

I wish I am incapable of making mistakes of any kind.

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#3785
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 02:33

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Grated you are now Gregory House

I wish I was better than every one else.

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#3786
Kalithera

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 02:42

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Granted. Your vast intellect leaves you bored with the world and its dull inhabitants, and you waste away.

I wish I was Doctor Who's companion.

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#3787
Guest_Iron Man195_*

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 03:03

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Granted but when you die at his side you don't regenerate as he does.

I wish that there were more good movies out this year then just Iron Man 2.

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#3788
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:21

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Granted, but they only come out in Russia & China. & only Russian & Chinese language selection is available on them.

I wish I could figure out how to get GIMP Plug-Ins into my GIMP 2.6 & make them work.

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#3789
Guest_Iron Man195_*

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:24

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Granted, but they're not the type of GIMP you were hoping for...

I wish I lived next door to Robert Downy Jr.

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#3790
Kalithera

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 06:10

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Granted, but he thinks you're a creepy stalker and files a restraining order.

I wish I could ace all my classes this year.

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#3791
mousestalker

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 06:44

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Granted, unfortunately they are all in journalism at a non-accredited school, so not only do they not transfer over to your former school, your employability is greatly reduced.

I wish all the world leaders rode unicorns.

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#3792
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 01:18

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Granted, but then all the unicorns get bit by ticks and they die. And the world leaders randomly combust into a giant ball of flames and die...

I wish I was a level 500 Mage.

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#3793
Kalithera

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 03:27

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Granted, but a fireball spell in a cramped room turns out to be a bad idea and you end up flambed.

I wish I could have DA:A.

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#3794
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:32

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Granted, but it's given to you bit by bit in tipples. It drives you mad to not get to play in the doses you want & you switch to puzzle games.

I wish for Oghren to get all the Tipples he wants as a dwarven friendly gesture.

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#3795
Guest_Darth Jayder_*

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 05:12

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Granted but the tipples are so small he might as well not had them at all

I wish it was the weekend already

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#3796
Kalithera

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 08:26

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Granted--in a haze, you sleep through your alarm clock and awaken on Sunday night, well-rested and, according to several angry messages on your answering machine, currently unemployed.

I wish I could come up with something clever to write.

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#3797
Veange

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 09:16

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Granted, it was in fact so clever and profound that it attracts attention from some super secret government agency and they abduct you, hold you hostage, and erase all your life records.

I wish I was more motivated to do... stuffs.

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#3798
Guest_Iron Man195_*

Posté 19 mai 2010 - 09:36

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Granted but you become motivated to be Mr. Bean's protege.

I wish I could build things in a cave with a box of scraps.

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#3799
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 20 mai 2010 - 03:03

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Granted, but the stuff that gets built outta the scraps is awfully scrappy. The Bear that comes into the cave & decides to take it for himself, on the other hand, is not...

I wish DA:O had a Shapeshift Spell to turn into a Mabari Warhound.

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#3800
Veange

Posté 20 mai 2010 - 04:42

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Granted, but Dog immediately bursts into a primal frenzy, overpowers you and humps you.

I wish Lady of the Forest was a romance option that somehow makes perfect sense in DA:O.

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#3776 Tyrax Lightning Posté 18 mai 2010 - 02:10

#3777 Kalithera Posté 18 mai 2010 - 03:28

#3778 C9316 Posté 18 mai 2010 - 04:37

#3779 Guest_Gameiac_* Posté 18 mai 2010 - 07:22

#3780 Kalithera Posté 18 mai 2010 - 08:06

#3781 Tyrax Lightning Posté 18 mai 2010 - 09:55

#3782 Guest_Iron Man195_* Posté 18 mai 2010 - 09:58

#3783 Kalithera Posté 19 mai 2010 - 01:12

#3784 Tyrax Lightning Posté 19 mai 2010 - 01:52

#3785 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 19 mai 2010 - 02:33

#3786 Kalithera Posté 19 mai 2010 - 02:42

#3787 Guest_Iron Man195_* Posté 19 mai 2010 - 03:03

#3788 Tyrax Lightning Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:21

#3789 Guest_Iron Man195_* Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:24

#3790 Kalithera Posté 19 mai 2010 - 06:10

#3791 mousestalker Posté 19 mai 2010 - 06:44

#3792 Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_* Posté 19 mai 2010 - 01:18

#3793 Kalithera Posté 19 mai 2010 - 03:27

#3794 Tyrax Lightning Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:32

#3795 Guest_Darth Jayder_* Posté 19 mai 2010 - 05:12

#3796 Kalithera Posté 19 mai 2010 - 08:26

#3797 Veange Posté 19 mai 2010 - 09:16

#3798 Guest_Iron Man195_* Posté 19 mai 2010 - 09:36

#3799 Tyrax Lightning Posté 20 mai 2010 - 03:03

#3800 Veange Posté 20 mai 2010 - 04:42

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