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#3801
C9316

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Granted she is a romnace option on a mod but the minute you use it your PC/Xbox explodes



I wish the person you romanced in ME1 would join your squad in ME2

#3802
mousestalker

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Granted, but he/she/it has had a sex change. Things are now different



I wish we all had ice cream!

#3803
Tirigon

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Granted, but it´s so damned cold everyone wants something warm now.







I wish there was Asari-hanar porn in ME3

#3804
mousestalker

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Granted, but it's all in Braille.



I wish there was such a thing as a strong, sensitive straight man.

#3805
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mousestalker wrote...

I wish there was such a thing as a strong, sensitive straight man.


Granted, but it´s me:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:B)B)B)B)B)



I wish tomorrow was over already.

#3806
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Granted, & because of it, you skipped yourself over the day that a bunch of benevolent witches gather up a barrelload of umbellifer herbs & process them into a world's supply of the most wonderful, pleasant Perfume the world has ever known. The witches can't make a supply of Perfume for someone that isn't participating in that day. You are now the worst smelling person on Earth.



I wish there were more good Witches/Wiccas in video games, because I think it's an underused concept. (Bullet Witch lately, then has anyone seen anything along these lines for ages before this?)

#3807
Norskatt

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Granted: but they still look like hideous toads



I wish I knew how to use umbellifer in a sentence

#3808
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Granted, but the sentence is in secret an arcane spell and upon utterance you turn into a man-stalking mouse with a soul-rending stare of doom!



I wish mousestalker would post more.








#3809
Tirigon

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Granted, but you loose your tongue.





I wish I knew what this umbellifer is.

#3810
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Granted, but having learned what umbellifer is, you can never unlearn it. knowledge of it haunts you for the rest of your natural life.



I wish to go to candy mountain!

#3811
Norskatt

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Granted but you turn into a cardboart cutout for a kids game



I wish I had some candy

#3812
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Granted but you give it all to me





I wish there were more umbellifers around here

#3813
mousestalker

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Granted, but they eat all your candy.



I wish I had a pony

#3814
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Granted, but you happen to be in Soviet Russia - and your pony rides you.



I wish I could taste the rainbow.

#3815
PsychorCZ

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Granted, the rainbow was poisonous and thus you have died in agony while vomiting your own entrails. The colors should have warned you.



I wish I had another pair of hands.

#3816
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Granted but the are in you spleen.



I wish I were a world leader.

#3817
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Granted, but the world commits mutiny and maroons you... somewhere hot, humid and full of furry critters that like to jump and cover you.



I wish I have.... a super power that I can fight crime with!

#3818
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Granted but you can never seem to be where crime is.



I wish that nobody would corrupt my next wish.

#3819
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Granted so I don't do anything but slap you.



I wish that I could be reinstated in the pantheon of gods atop Olympus.

#3820
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Granted but they call you MessyPossumass.



I wish I had the power of God.

#3821
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted, you are now the God of Janitorial Duty. Now take your Magic Plunger & get busy. Hera is NOT a patient goddess. :P

I wish for a legal, free, fully properly working, correct size Electric Car, in Blue. Don't forget the fully functional & charged Batteries.

(Edit: ROFL! This is the 2nd time my corrupt has been Ninja'd, yet worked fully well for the next Wish to corrupt without any need for fixing! :D)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 20 mai 2010 - 10:50 .


#3822
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Granted but it doesn't come with keys.



I wish I had a suit of Iron Man armor. (Ironic that I never wished for that before :P)

#3823
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Granted but ironically its made of low grade balsa wood.

I wish for my own personal tank.

Modifié par MessyPossum, 20 mai 2010 - 10:53 .


#3824
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Granted but I use my bulsa wood Iron Man missles to destroy it before you can use it.



I wish I could spawn any food I wanted out of thin air.


#3825
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Granted here is some epicak.

I wish for dinner now that you mention food.

Modifié par MessyPossum, 20 mai 2010 - 11:04 .