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[Kalithera]

Granted, but it's a stolen car that crashes through your living room wall. As you are comtemplating what to do with it, the police show up and arrest you.



I wish I could shoot a gun really well.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you're not a hot shot with a Scanning Gun, which will serve you well at your new job of small grocery store cashier, which gives too small a paycheck to enable you to afford a computer that can run DA:O at any power at all.



I wish DA:J Chapter 2 will show up without being shovelware.

[mousestalker]

Granted DA2 is released on time, runs beautifully without any significant bugs. It has multiple romances with interesting new characters. They carry forward all your former choices in origins and awakening. The gear is completely wonderful with a complete overhaul being made to mage wear, a varied selection of light, medium, heavy and massive armours. The villains are unique and distinctive. The tactical system and AI have been optimized to an extent never seen before. And it will only on a Mac. Which you don't have because Apple recalls all of them.



I wish I could eat pie and not gain weight.

[Norskatt]

Granted but the only pies you can eat w/o doing so taste gross.



I wish I could eat anything w/o gaining weight

[mousestalker]

It would be nice, wouldn't it?



Granted. You now can not gain weight. Unfortunately you also grow 20 cm (8 inches) so you're new weight is completely inadequate for your frame. In a fit of complete jealousy, Kate Moss threatens your life so you are forced to wear fat clothes to disguise yourself.



I wish people were kinder to each other.

[Norskatt]

mousestalker wrote...

Granted. You now can not gain weight. Unfortunately you also grow 20 cm (8 inches) so you're new weight is completely inadequate for your frame. In a fit of complete jealousy, Kate Moss threatens your life so you are forced to wear fat clothes to disguise yourself.

Haha! That doesn't seem corrupted to me ...that seeems... AWESOME! 


Granted people are nicer but now you're meaner & they want nothing to do with you.

I wish I had choc chip cookie dough now.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, now you get a deadly illness & you can't afford the treatment...



I wish to note to mousestalker that DA:J is the Flash Game, not the Main Game.

[Veange]

Granted, but DA2 is now announced as a massive expansion to DA:J.



I wish I could rest my head in Wynne's magical bosom.

[mousestalker]

Granted. You are now a cartoon made of pixels with a limited dialogue of three lines. Your life, if it may be called that, consists of resting your head on Wynne's bosom at a certain point of a small quest. The quest is rarer than axemeter and buggier than Jowan's intentions.



I wish I had perfect eyesight.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but perfect compared to what, & when? The Wish decides for you, you have perfect eyesight only when you're drunk, & your eyesight is beer-goggled when you're sober, so you can't tell the corpulent men from the hunks.



I wish corpulence is easier to work off.

[Veange]

Granted, work off and ward off corpulence by getting addicted to WoW and forgetting to eat on time; but now you are addicted to WoW.



I wish people didn't hop on (or pretend to hop on) mainstream music bandwagons.

[Tirigon]

Granted, but instead they condemn every music nd start a crusade against sound that results in the end of the universe.







I wish I was a Moderator so I could randomly lock threads like Woo!

[Veange]

Granted, but you are a moderator on a BDSM forum. Locking threads only encouraged your posters to beg for further discipline.



I wish I could run like forrest gump.

[Norskatt]

Granted but everyone calls you Forrest and talks to you about you life being like a box of chocolates.



I wish the frozen strawberry margarita I just got from Taco Bell actually had Tequila in it.

[Veange]

Granted, but it's just straight Tequila instead!



I wish I can remember this life if I reincarnate as something else.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but your next life is a drag because ya can't quit recalling your moment of your 1st Life's death.



I wish Death died.

[Alexine]

Granted, but death will be apart of humanity so long as it lives.



I wish the world was made out of marshmellows.

[PsychorCZ]

Granted, you was reincarnated as vastly superior being then your past self but your memories drove your crazy and made you jump from a bridge in woman clothing. The higher you climb, the deeper you fall.



I wish I could dance on the head of a pin, just like Yoshimo did.

[Goro234]

Granted but you fail and break your leg



I wish i could go to black mesa

[Alexine]

Granted, but this is the real world.



I wish I could get a teleporter that can transport me to university every day.

[Veange]

Granted, but it malfunctions one day and teleports you into the middle of the campus with nothing but naughty lingerie and highheels on.



I wish for very spicy food

[Goro234]

Granted but your head then goes on fire

I wish for an M1 Grand

Modifié par Goro234, 22 mai 2010 - 01:40 .