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[mousestalker]

Granted, but you get one of the cheap ones that was woefully abused by third world armies. You don't dare fire it and it's so out of true that it can not really be repaired. So you have all the headaches of owning a firearm and none of the joy.



I wish I had a good fried scallop, with a nice salad.

[Khayness]

Granted, but everything you tuch turns into solid gold. Yes, even using a fork, food contacting your teeth.

I wish for a fish what grants me three wishes, then wish for more wish granting fishes from that three wishes.

[kusvuari]

Granted, but the fish is so old it only has enough power to grant one wish, all half arsed like, so it will die when you make a wish and it'll only partially come true.

I wish I could dance.

Modifié par kusvuari, 22 mai 2010 - 02:10 .

[Veange]

Granted, but you only know how to dance to funeral pipe music.



I wish I could dance as well as these guys: BOTY '04

[Goro234]

Granted but no one will notice your talent



I wish i could always be on the winning team in CS and DOD:S

[Veange]

Granted, but you are accused of cheating by angry mobs and symbolically burned at the virtual stake.



I wish I have something that I really, really want.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but in order to get it you must first cross the bridge of doom, on the way over the bridge of doom you accidentally slip on a banana peel and you fall down into a pit of hungry zombie teletubbys.

I wish i had a vanilla ice cream cone.

Modifié par Solostran85, 22 mai 2010 - 03:13 .

[Goro234]

Granted but it turns out to be a big peice of bird poop



I wish this wish could not be corrupted

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, the word 'wish' in your Wish cannot be corrupted, but the Wish itself still can: detpurroc I eb wish ton siht dluoc wish.

I wish to wish for a wish that I make a wish for a wish to make a wish for a wish to make a wish for a wish to make a wish... ya get the idea.

[Alexine]

Granted, you can only make three.



I wish for the world to freeze time for a month.

[Levi28001]

Alexine wrote...

Granted, you can only make three.

I wish for the world to freeze time for a month.

Granted, but time freezes at 1 minute before happy hour.

I wish it was better weather for sun tanning here.

[Veange]

Granted, but stores run out of sunscreen.



I wish I could speak elvish

[Goro234]

Granted but you can no longer speak english



I wish my ipod had unlimited battery energy

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it comes from a baby Nuclear Reactor. & it has no shielding...



I wish for more continues.

[Veange]

Granted, but they only come after you've beaten the game.



I wish I had a pet kitten.

[Goro234]

Granted but it kills you in your sleep



I wish gamefly delivered faster

[Veange]

Granted but they delivered to the wrong address.



I wish David Gaider would write a few more DA novels.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but they are all absolutely repugnant, because EA forced David Gaider to Co-write them with a EA provided plot.



I wish I can't smell repugnant smells.

[Lizmichi]

Granted but now you can't smell anything.



I wish I could play my guitar.

[Goro234]

Granted but it's broken



I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for

[mousestalker]

Granted, you pawn your guitar for guitar lessons. You practice diligently and you are now a guitar maestro. Of course, practising so much, you lose your job. Your income drops to nothing. You are unable to redeem your guitar and the pawnshop sells it. You now play air guitar on a street corner for money. But everyone does say you play beautifully.



I wish everyone would spell 'rogue' correctly, always.

[Veange]

Granted, but Quebec now threatens sovereignty from Canada once again: separatist mobs apparently riled by everyone spelling "rouge" incorrectly.



I wish I could be stranded on an small uninhabited island with a beautiful blue lagoon, palms on the white sandy beach, and gentle breeze under the caribbean sun.

[mousestalker]

Granted. All seems perfect except that every four feet is a tv protected by bulletproof glass. All the TVs play the same episode from 'Saved by the Bell' over and over again. You spend the next twenty years trapped on your island paradise, alone. When you are rescued, you discover the entire crew of the merchant vessel that rescues you are 'Saved by the Bell' fans. Their favourite episode, and the only one they have on board, is the same episode you've watched for the past twenty years.



In an insane rage you grab a life preserver and slaughter them. By sheer mischance you are arrested by a passing naval vessel at the end of your rampage. At your trial Judge Elizabeth Berkly sentences you to be under the care of Dr Tiffany-Amber Thiessen for the rest of your life.



I wish there was a low fat food even more delicious than bacon.

[Veange]

Granted. You are now addicted to spicy oriental food! However, you sprain your thumb trying to learn how to use chopsticks. Having sprained your thumb, you have no choice but to forfeit your star match at the international thumb-wrestling final game in Belgium. Subsequently, you now have no funds to complete your dream of going to film school. Depressed by the sharp, unkind twist of fate, you wander the dark alleys where you are kidnapped by a crazy, albeit otherwise benevolent, old witch who keeps you in the high towers of a remote castle and only makes you bacon and apple pies.



I wish I could catch my train of thoughts.