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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the puppies eat the pinatas & slowly, painfully die. You discover to your horror that the pinatas were Made in China, & they've now started to put Lead into even festive colored tissue paper!



I wish I hadn't lost 1/2 of my night's sleep to 2 of my dogs this morning.

[mousestalker]

Granted. You are now well rested. You sleep so soundly that your dogs tear each other apart in a dreadful fight. Your neighbours, disturbed by the racket, call the police. Who cite you for disturbing the peace and animal neglect. All of your friends and family now shun you as being so depraved as to be able to sleep whilst your pets are killing each other.



You lose your job, house and family. Out of shame you flee to Greenland, where to your horror, you discover that you have a rare allergy to walrus fat. Your limbs swell to 300% of their normal volume and you are reduced to waddling down the streets of Greenland, naked in the snow and ice. All of the natives hold you in derision and scorn.



I wish there were more honey bees.

[Goro234]

Granted but they all sting you to death



I wish I was dr.breen

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the transformation to dr.breen comes with a Macabre Curse as punishment for your lazy misspelling.



I wish to be Macabre-proof.

[Norskatt]

Granted but now everything pink & butterflies & rainbows everywhere. And you constantly feel sick to your stomach with so much sweetness.



I wish it wasn't nearly 100 degrees outside.

[Goro234]

Granted but now its -999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 degrees outside.



I wish that valve would release half life 2 episode 3

[mousestalker]

Granted, it's released, but only for Linux machines. Shame, that.

I wish my house is clean.

Ninja'ed

Modifié par mousestalker, 23 mai 2010 - 10:49 .

[Goro234]

Granted but you have to clean it



I wish you would have granted my wish

[mousestalker]

Granted, I do. It's now available for Macs as well.

I wish my house were clean and I didn't have to clean it.

ninjaed!

revised:

Granted, you now have red swedish fish candy. Unfortunately it's a new versions that's candied lutefisk that's been dyed red. Enjoy!

I still wanna clean house that I don't have to clean.

Modifié par mousestalker, 23 mai 2010 - 10:55 .

[Goro234]

Granted but he finds out and fires you



I wish for a unlimited supply of doritios

[mousestalker]

Granted. You have an unlimited supply of doritos. You are now trapped on your sofa surrounded by doritos. At first you scarf them down, but you soon grow thirsty as you forgot to provide yourself with drink. You eventually are reduced to drinking your own bodily fluids as you eat the salty corn snacks. After a few days, army ants locate you. They devour you and all the snack food surrounding you.



I wish I had a glass of drinking water.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it's not gonna get drunk... Your Computer Case is gonna get opened up while it's on & fully powered, & that glass of drinking water is gonna get chucked into that Computer Case, & that's gonna make the Computer go BOOM!!! You will not be reimbursed.



I wish all fresh drinking water in the world tastes like Mineral Water to everyone that works at BP.

[mousestalker]

Granted. Everyone at BP enjoys a sparkling glass of Perrier from now on, courtesy of you. The Perrier Company hits you with a massive bill for it, by the way.



I wish our cats would behave themselves.

[VampireCommando]

Granted but only after they've murdered you whilst you sleep



I wish i was better with relationships

[Goro234]

Granted, you have better relationships with men



I wish for all the guns in the world, they all work, and have unlimited ammo, and cannot break at all, or be cleaned, and have an umlimited clip.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but now that you have all of the guns in the world, the people who used to own them are very upset that you took them.  They murder you in your sleep.

I wish itunes would be more helpful.

Modifié par bobobo878, 23 mai 2010 - 11:27 .

[Goro234]

Granted but it then shuts down on you forever



I wish for the ultimate CS and DOD skills

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but they get you recruited into a secret federal agency, where your identity ceases to exist, & you die on your 1st Mission because you're no real life James Bond.

I wish to know if i'm the only one that thinks Mineral Water tastes bad, after reading the Corrupt for my Mineral Water related Wish.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 23 mai 2010 - 11:29 .

[mousestalker]

Granted. Yes.

I wish I understood people better.

Modifié par mousestalker, 23 mai 2010 - 11:27 .

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but the truth is too much for you to bear and you go insane.



I wish people would stop granting wishes faster than me.

[Goro234]

Granted but you no longer get wishes

I still wish for the ultimate CS and DOD skills

Modifié par Goro234, 23 mai 2010 - 11:29 .

[VampireCommando]

Granted but you understand them so much that everone becomes boring and predictable



I wish that when i get home from work i have a beatiful woman waiting for me that isnt gay or blind or on fire or anything else horrable you can think of.

[Goro234]

Granted but its a shemale



I STILL wish for the ultimate CS and DOD skills