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[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but she is from the bank, and she is there to reposess your belongings.

I wish I could stop posting and do my calculus.

[mousestalker]

Granted. You stop posting and do your calculus. You grow obsessive and do nothing but calculus. You rapidly become a sideshow novelty as 'calculus boy'

I wish I spoke Mandarin Chinese.

Modifié par mousestalker, 23 mai 2010 - 11:33 .

[Goro234]

Granted but its bad



I STILL WISH FOR THE ULITIMATE COUNTER STRIKE AND DAY OF DEFEAT SKILLS

[VampireCommando]

Granted but then no one else speaks it



i wish i was commander shepard

[Goro234]

Wish impossible to grant



I wish someone would grant my wish

[VampireCommando]

Granted but then the whole CS community refuses to play you and your god like prowess



I wish i was cool

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but now that you have mad skills, you no longer find it fun to ask for them on the bioware social forums.  You are filled with a sense of emptiness as you begin to realize that trying to get them was more fun than having them.

I wish I had a stick of chapstick that never runs out.

Modifié par bobobo878, 23 mai 2010 - 11:40 .

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but you become so cool that several toes have to be amputated.

I wish I had a gauss rifle.

Modifié par bobobo878, 23 mai 2010 - 11:41 .

[Goro234]

Granted but its out of ammo



I wish for john freemans WEPON

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but you aren't  zoned for it and the homeowner's association throws you out.

I wish that something cool would happen.

[Goro234]

Granted but you miss it



I wish for ice cream

[mousestalker]

Your male specific anatomy parts have been reduced to pixels on a 1024 x 768 size lcd monitor.

I wish there were 50% less hate in the world.

Ninja'ed. 

Modifié par mousestalker, 23 mai 2010 - 11:46 .

[VampireCommando]

Granted but there is still so much hate it still causes the BW comunity including you  to faceplam uncontrolably forever

I wish i was filthy rich, as in the worlds first trillionaire

Modifié par VampireCommando, 23 mai 2010 - 11:48 .

[Goro234]

Granted but the money is fake

I wish for a privite army

Modifié par Goro234, 23 mai 2010 - 11:47 .

[mousestalker]

Granted. You now have a trillion dollars (Zimbabwe). Enjoy!



I wish I had a piece of chocolate.

[Goro234]

Granted buts it a piece of dog poop



I wish for a jetpack

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but it was harvested by child slaves in ivory coast. You feel bad now.



I wish i could think of a joke involving the "tea virus"

[VampireCommando]

Granted but it failed epicly



I wish i didnt have to go into work today

[Kalithera]

Granted--your alarm clock fails to alert you, and you're fired for failing to show up.



I wish Bioware would hire me to write plots for upcoming RPGs.

[VampireCommando]

Granted but they are so awesome the other story writers become jelous and kill you



I wish i had all my friends and family from the U.K. here in tokyo with me

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but to pay for their trip they have to sell their underpants to one of those Japanese vending machines.

I wish I knew if New Vegas is going to be good or not.

Modifié par bobobo878, 23 mai 2010 - 11:59 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you now know, but you weren't supposed to... You now have to go on the run from 4 different secret government agencies, & none of them are small...



I wish for an ambient corrupt.

[Veange]

Granted. ambient: corrupt the maths - but you don't like the song.

I wish I had a pet army of the aliens from

Modifié par Veange, 24 mai 2010 - 05:36 .

[mousestalker]

Granted. They eat you. Then they eat each other.



I wish ponies were rainbow coloured.

[Veange]

Granted, but this happens: charrrrrlieeeee



I wish anything is possible.