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[mousestalker]

Granted: The word 'anything' is now possible. Since it was already a possible word (for use), nothing has changed.



I wish all politicians must wear clown noses when they speak.

[Veange]

Granted, however they now distract the general public with jokes and chalk major political corruptions off to whimsy; no one notices because they are too busy being entertained.



I wish I could grow wings and fly, whooooooooooo!

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but Dick Cheney mistakes you for a bird and shoots you.



I wish I could shoot laser beams out of my forehead.

[Veange]

Granted, but you break your skull with your laser beams and die.



I wish for a proof that pigs can fly.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but everyone acts phegmatic about the proof because they mistake it for a joke &/or hoax.



I wish Wireless Headphones of high quality weren't viciously expensive.

[Goro234]

Granted but they break a few days later



i wish there were no more mingebags in garrys mod

[Veange]

Granted, but the mod discontinues as a result.



I wish class gets canceled tomorrow night.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then you get nuked from orbit so you can't enjoy it.

I wish I could simply walk into Mordor, just like Bear Grylls

[mousestalker]

Granted, but then the press finds out that instead of camping in Mordor, you spent the night in a motel. The ensuing scandal ruins your relationships and wrecks your life.



I wish I had a tasty blueberry muffin.

[Tirigon]

Granted, BUT you loose your sense of tasting and everything tastes like nothig for you.





I wish you wouldn´t corrupt my wish.

[mousestalker]

Granted. Your wish continues to be granted recursively



I wish this wish was not a wish.

[Tirigon]

Granted; In fact it´s even holidays BUT for me, not for you ;-)





I wish I were an Angel.

[Veange]

Granted, you are now one of the angels for victoria's secret! But you now have to brave the long, slippery runways in brittle high heels everyday wearing nothing but tiny, fancy-coloured undergarments while hundreds of people stare at your every step and blind you with a sea of camera lights.



I wish life wasn't so paradoxical.

[Veange]

Granted, but Joker steals them, puts them in a warehouse, douses them in gasoline, shoots some mobsters and then lights your money on fire.



I wish I was batman, nanananana....

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you've become Batman, but you can't demonstrate a magnanimous attitude like he does, so you drag the Batman name down into the depths of loss of popularity & obscurity, & it's all your fault.



I wish I has Superman's powers without being Superman, & lack the Kryptonite weaknesses.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then you get weakness to everything else except Kryptonite



I wish I could gat a role in Elcor Hamlet

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, they make a Mass Effect 8-bit Flash Animation instead.



I wish I could figure out how to correctly make GIMP Lightning.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then they make a ME TV series

I wish I had the Pink Terminus Armor of Doom with a FTL jetpack attached to it.

Edit: Ninja'ed

Granted, but when you learn it you imedeatly forget it

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 25 mai 2010 - 04:21 .

[Veange]

Granted, its new revision is directed by michael bay. it now sucks infinitely worse! robin hood fights his way through with light sabers and head shots people with nova's canister rifle. scenes are constantly interrupted by random explosions. offensive racial slurs are uttered awkwardly in vain hopes of tension relief. snape cameos to kill dumbledore.



I wish I can read faster.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then all texts become longer so nothing has changed

I wish I had Commander Shepard's dancing skills.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 25 mai 2010 - 04:57 .