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[Veange]

Granted, Hollywood now exclusively produces loud hong kong daytime soap opera: they never end.



I wish district 9 would get a sequel already.

[mousestalker]

Granted. Instead it's an all singing, all dancing musical version of your favourite movie. It's also exclusively in Xhosa.

I wish I could find the aspirin.

Modifié par mousestalker, 25 mai 2010 - 05:10 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the Aspirin has been contaminated by soapy water & is now useless. If ya needed the Aspirin for a headache, it's now gonna get worse instead of better at the thought of no relief in sight.



I wish originality & innovation isn't getting harder to find in Hollywood.

[Tirigon]

You aren´t but therefore you´re ugly now.



I wish you were an angel.

[Goro234]

Granted but he is the angel that will eat you



I wish I had a splinter cell outfit along with the night vison gogles

[VampireCommando]

Granted but they dont fit and the googles dont work



i wish that when i got drunk i didnt say silly things that i would never dream of saying whilst sober

[Tirigon]

Granted, but the girl you´re madly in love with tells you she had made you drunk hoping to seduce you and because you showed too much self-restraint she dumps you.





I wish it was a nice temperature in my room, atm it´s way too hot.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it is now a nice temperature for making frozen popsicles, & you soon miss the heat.

I wish the Human Race had never discovered or invented Alcohol.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 26 mai 2010 - 12:04 .

[VampireCommando]

Granted but then the human population halves



I wish that ME was real

[Goro234]

Granted but the piano sucks



I wish I was Gordan Freeman

[Veange]

Granted, but you are stuck dying over and over to headcrabs due to a game glitch.



I wish drinking soda wasn't so unhealthy.

[skilzlost]

Tea is much better than soda, soda makes you burp lots 

Modifié par skilzlost, 26 mai 2010 - 01:39 .

[Tirigon]

Granted, but therefore Soda doesn´t taste you anymore and you hate being forced to drink it for your health and wish you could drink anything else instead, but that´s too unhealthy.





I wish the MASS EFFECT movie would be available in Germany early.

[mousestalker]

Granted. In fact it's available now. It's also only in Szechuan Chinese with no subtitles and directed It was also directed, produced and edited by an unholy trinity of Uwe Boll, Woody Allen and Roman Polanski.



I wish the tea was ready.

[Tirigon]

mousestalker wrote...

Granted. In fact it's available now. It's also only in Szechuan Chinese with no subtitles and directed It was also directed, produced and edited by an unholy trinity of Uwe Boll, Woody Allen and Roman Polanski.

You mean, with bad jokes and ugly actors (Allen), child rape (Polanski) and whatever Boll does (never heard of him)?

Naaa, not so good.


Yea, tea is granted but due to my previous granting it´s unhealthy and you need  to drink badly-tasting soda.



I wish money.

[Veange]

Granted. You find a quarter on the sidewalk! However your pants ripped behind your butt when you bent over to pick it up. A little girl pointed and giggled as she happened to be skipping by.



I wish for wackier dreams.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but as the dreams get wackier, they also get uglier & more abhorrent. You learn to abhor your bedtimes.



I wish we had more than 1 available body build type for the created characters.

[mousestalker]

Granted. Your dreams are now extremely whacky. Unfortunately you are so enthralled by your dreams that you fail at waking up. Your friends and family have you committed to a mental institution where the doctors see your prolonged sleep as a wonderful opportunity to test psychotropic drugs. You now have extremely odd dreams, you can't wake up and you're addicted to drugs that are not readily available.



I wish we had one less cat.

[Veange]

Granted, give one to me!



I wish I don't have to corrupt that ^ wish.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, i'll do it for ya!

Veange wrote...

Granted, give one to me! Now i'll stick it into a Pressure Cooker & turn it into an experimental Prison Food Stew!!!

You are now a VERY evil person!

I wish there was a lot less abhorrent horror in this world. :innocent:

[mousestalker]

Granted. all horror is 50% abhorrent. Of course that means that to compensate there is now three times as much horror in the world as there was before.



I wish the UN used nursery pink instead of baby blue for its colours.

[Tirigon]

Granted; the use of the gay color makes the conservatives go crazy and leads to a nuclear war; all life except the cockroaches dies. (And they suffer heavy losses, too)





I wish I could have elf ears in Real life.