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[Davitto]

Granted, but it's the PS3 version



I wish I had super human strength

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but it comes with that age-old biblical caveat: you only have it as long as you don't cut your hair. Guess where you're going to see yourself in 20 years.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 02:26 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! But bein in 2 places at once violates the laws of physics, & causes the complete destruction of the universe!

I wish I was invincible.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 24 octobre 2009 - 02:28 .

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but everyone you meet ranging from neighbors to bratty kids to gang members decide to test this out just for the heck of it. You eventually get sick of people trying to get you all the time. And constantly being showered by stones, bullets, bricks, etc have to be tiresome after a while.

I wish I were rich and famous.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 02:38 .

[LadyKarrakaz]

Granted, but only when you're ninety.



I wish I travelled the world.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but your adventures always seems to happen during especially crappy local weather.



I wish I could see London some day.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 04:12 .

[mandalore18]

Granted but where ever you went the people hated you and kick you out.

I wish i had Night Vision

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but for some inexplicable reason it also remains on *during the day*, and you have an especially awful time seeing everything in intolerably blazing greenish-white light.

I wish nights were twice as long as days.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 04:17 .

[LadyKarrakaz]

Granted, but you work at night



I wish I was a successful writer

[Linarc]

Granted, but for some reason, you can't help but sleep during all the night, just being awake during the short day for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew karate

EDIT: purplelady beat me to it, ignore my post

Modifié par Linarc, 24 octobre 2009 - 04:34 .

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but you never get past the first belt / level. Sucks doesn't it? 

I wish I knew how to dance.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 04:35 .

[JMOR]

Granted, but you lose your legs seconds after learning how to dance in a freak wood chipper accident.



I wish I didn't have insomnia

[Icinix]

Granted; But you end up being woken with a kiss from a toad.



I wish my bottle of coke would never run out.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but you get so sick of coke that you never drink it again.

I wish I could get an apartment to myself.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 04:44 .

[Icinix]

Bio-Boy 3000 wrote...

Granted, but this person you have to spend the first 2 years with.

I wish I was less awesome.

Just to interrupt. THAT WAS GOLD! LOL

[thisisme8]

Bio-Boy 3000 wrote...

Granted, but this person you have to spend the first 2 years with.

I wish I was less awesome.

Granted, you are now Bio-Boy 1983, the least awesome.

I wish I could forget 1983, or the 80's in general.

[Calibisto]

Granted, but you still keep hearing "Never gonna give you up" and don't know why.

Wish I was still sleeping

[Davitto]

granted, but you never wake up.



I wish I could play an instrument.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. You can play the triangle - but only badly.



I wish the light of my mouse wheel would still work.

[soteria]

Granted, but the light will keep you up at night.  Never being able to sleep makes the wait for DA that much longer.

I wish this could be the last post in this thread.

Modifié par soteria, 24 octobre 2009 - 11:49 .

[DarkTemplar42]

Granted, but it's just the last post of the previous hour. Oh well.



I wish to be able to do anything perfectly.

[Skaargoroth]

Granted. But you will never able to do anything right as it is full of flaws.



I wish had a bit more ideas of my works!

[thisisme8]

Granted, but they're bad ideas and even you don't like them.



I wish I wish I didn't squish that fish.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, now the fish squishes YOU.

I wish the fall colors wouldn't go away.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 01:47 .