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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but they're given to you in an 8-bit Graphics Form. Everyone laughs & jeers at you, & you can never again find happiness. Strange how Elf Ears just can't seem to avoid discrimination.



I wish computer pop-ups went extinct.

[Khayness]

Granted, but they will be replaced by advertising agents RL, ambushing you with their promotions every chance they'll get.



I wish for more time.

[Alexine]

Granted, but it is unknown to how to control time.



I wish for a better computer.

[Veange]

Khayness wrote...

Granted, but they will be replaced by advertising agents RL, ambushing you with their promotions every chance they'll get.

I wish for more time.

I lol'ed picturing that.

[Veange]

Granted, but you spent $10,000 USD building a dream machine and now must go on an involuntary hungry strike for the next 4 months.



I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it's now real, but made out of Wax.



I wish for a Ninja outfit.

[TheSpaceKraken]

Granted, but you look like a dork.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

Modifié par TheSpaceKraken, 27 mai 2010 - 04:32 .

[mousestalker]

Granted. You now have a T-1 connection. Your connection is so fast that games taht previously crawled are now fun. You begin playing a silly game and six months later you wake up to find yourself evicted from your apartment, naked, dirty, unshaven, hungry and going through Maple Story withdrawal.



I wish I had a piece of toast.

[Alexine]

Granted, it'll probably be burnt with a distinct shape of Obama on it.

I wish that I could grow a new set of healthier lungs.

Modifié par Alexine, 27 mai 2010 - 11:10 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the new healthier lungs grow on your butt cheeks where they'll get sat on & crushed if you ever try to sit. Yuck!



I wish for lots of good luck for myself & all innocent people.

[Norskatt]

Granted but there are truly no innocent people in the world anymore so no one gets any luck at all.





I hope the water will be warm enough by the weekend for me to go swimming in my new swimming pool!

[Veange]

Granted, you like the warm water so much that you stay in the pool for hours and hours and get all pruney.



I wish I didn't spend hours yesterday fixing what might've been a very simple problem.

[Tirigon]

Granted; Its so warm you burn to death.





I wish Liara is played by a beautiful actress and has a nudescene inthe ME movie.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but the mpaa doesn't approve, and the scene is cut from the theatrical edition of the movie.



I wish the oil well would stop leaking.

[Veange]

Granted, volcanoes erupt in streets of manhattan instead. Yes, streets of manhattan.



I wish man wouldn't distance himself from evil.

[Noir201]

Granted : I'm sure it will be soon.



I wish Alpha Protocol is good.

[Tirigon]

bobobo878 wrote...

Granted, but the mpaa doesn't approve, and the scene is cut from the theatrical edition of the movie.

Doesn´t matter, I can watch it in the INTERWEBS!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Tirigon]

@ Noir: Granted, but therefore you discover you are an alien and are sent to Outer Space.







I wish I was Moderator and could wield a banhammer!

[Veange]

Granted, but now you must brave the impending blight of spamspawn.



I wish USB transfer speeds were faster.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it doesn't do you any good because it's way too expensive for you to afford now. Now you're laughed at for your obsoletely slow USB power.

I wish for this entire Site to get deluged in Icee! (Icee = slushie drink.)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 27 mai 2010 - 06:57 .

[Veange]

Granted, but now Woo is coming to your house with a banhammer...



I wish for a Tim Horton's icecap right now

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the Hat lives & has a mind of it's own, & it has a VERY pompous personality. You can't stand it & throw it into a raging active Volcano. This angers the Volcano God, because it can't stand the Hat either & the Volcano blows up on you...



I wish I had any talent with Vocabulary.

[TheSpaceKraken]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, but the Hat lives & has a mind of it's own, & it has a VERY pompous personality. You can't stand it & throw it into a raging active Volcano. This angers the Volcano God, because it can't stand the Hat either & the Volcano blows up on you...

I wish I had any talent with Vocabulary.

Um what?!
Icecap as in ice cappaccino.