Corrupt-A-Wish

#4001
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Posté 28 mai 2010 - 07:41

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Granted, but they give you food poisoning, and you poop yourself.

I wish Bioware would fix that Awakening/Soldier's Peak bug

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#4002
packardbell

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 07:52

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Granted, but in doing so you will have to start afresh.

I wish the quality for DA DLC would go up.

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#4003
Gorthaur the Cruel

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 12:04

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Granted, but the price for it rises.

I wish I knew how to speak Latin.

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#4004
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 03:26

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Granted, but the only way the Latin will come out is in a pompous manner, & this makes everyone hate you. Your life quickly gets very lonely.

I wish I hadn't embarrassed myself screwing up at correct comprehension of the 'Tim Horton's icecap' Wish. (I plead guilty to not knowing what a 'Tim Horton's icecap' was & blindly guessing it to be some kinda glacial phenomenon, or some kinda special hat. I bet on the latter. :blush:

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#4005
Veange

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 04:44

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Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, but the only way the Latin will come out is in a pompous manner, & this makes everyone hate you. Your life quickly gets very lonely.

I wish I hadn't embarrassed myself screwing up at correct comprehension of the 'Tim Horton's icecap' Wish. (I plead guilty to not knowing what a 'Tim Horton's icecap' was & blindly guessing it to be some kinda glacial phenomenon, or some kinda special hat. I bet on the latter. )

try one when you visit Canada! om nom nom nom nom...

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#4006
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Posté 28 mai 2010 - 05:32

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Granted. But you didn't make a wish so I assume it involves being devoured alive by a thousand Candiru Asu.

I wish I knew why someone is declared legally insane if they can draw a perfect circle.

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#4007
mousestalker

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 05:39

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Granted, but you are now insane as knowing the reason why necessarily involves knowing how.

I wish there were at least one thing that rule 34 didn't apply to.

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#4008
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 05:44

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Granted. It now only applies to mice and their respective followers.

I wish I knew what rule 34 really was.

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#4009
mousestalker

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 05:47

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Granted. Now you do

I wish I had better posting skills.

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#4010
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Posté 28 mai 2010 - 06:11

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Granted, but den all yer' hen eggs go bayd cus you was online too lon'g and yeh starve teh death

I wish I had a shiney new Tracteh for meh farm

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#4011
Guest_Gameiac_*

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 06:30

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Granted, but then you find out it was a trap and you get esploded by a nuke

I wish all the humans would stop eating chickens...

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#4012
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 28 mai 2010 - 07:35

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Granted, now chickens eat us! It's terrifying to behold...

I wish everyone has a fast, strong, reliable, reasonably priced Internet Connection so I can make Sig Bars that have large file sizes without anyone being negatively affected by them.

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#4013
Veange

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 08:46

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Granted, but you have more and more fun making larger and larger sig bars that include fantastic and intricate programs that eventually they cannot be loaded quickly enough until technology catches up in twenty-years.

You wait and brood silently for twenty-years, abiding your time in pain for the moment when you would finally be able to unveil your incredible sig bars to the world.

Alas, the day before the twenty-year mark, Stanley Woo bans sig bars from the forum.

I wish today wasn't so hot.

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#4014
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 08:48

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Granted. And by gummit I wish for the same thing so I won't corrupt this wish. I still kill you though.

I wish for a happier ending to Sixth Sense.

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#4015
Veange

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:25

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Granted. The Sixth Sense's ending is snipped and directly replaced by WALL-E's ending.

I wish I had a physical copy of the Wheel of Time series so I can read it while off the computer.

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#4016
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 30 mai 2010 - 05:17

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Granted, but it was printed in Ancient Babylonian backwards.

I wish to celebrate my 1st Wish on this Thread typed out on my new computer build!

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#4017
mousestalker

Posté 30 mai 2010 - 10:51

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Granted, but your comouter is instantly courrpted and the hard drive melts, taking all your data with it.

I wish I had tomorrow's neewspaper today.

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#4018
Veange

Posté 30 mai 2010 - 05:30

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Granted, but your existence becomes a temporal paradox and you fade from this reality.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

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#4019
TheSpaceKraken

Posté 30 mai 2010 - 11:31

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Granted, now you have stomach pains instead.

I wish I was less tired.

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#4020
Veange

Posté 30 mai 2010 - 11:38

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Granted, but now you have more work to do.

I wish I could find a really good pho place around here.

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#4021
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:49

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Granted, you find the greatest pho place on Earth near your your location, but you're deemed too uncool to be let in & you are laughed at, derised, & scorned. When all the people in the area are done making fun of you, you're forcefully goaded away from the pho place. You never again wanna return to that area.

I wish I knew what the buggers a 'pho place' is.

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#4022
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 31 mai 2010 - 02:25

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Granted! I've just beamed the knowledge directly into your cerebral cortex using this patented collector beam gun. For a few seconds you lose control of your higher brain functions and several of the lower ones. When you come to, you realize you need a change of pants.

I wish that the antidote reaches you in time.

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#4023
mousestalker

Posté 31 mai 2010 - 12:05

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Granted. Unfortunately you forget that you need to take it.

I wish we all have a piece of our favourite bubblegum.

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#4024
Veange

Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:41

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Granted, but you blow a giant bubble and some get stuck in your hair, doh!

I wish our bodies didn't conform to biological rhythms.

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#4025
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 31 mai 2010 - 11:11

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Granted, now they don't work at all anymore.

I wish the BioWare Social Site Character Uploads could double as downloadable Character File Save Backups.

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#4001 ObserverStatus Posté 28 mai 2010 - 07:41

#4002 packardbell Posté 28 mai 2010 - 07:52

#4003 Gorthaur the Cruel Posté 28 mai 2010 - 12:04

#4004 Tyrax Lightning Posté 28 mai 2010 - 03:26

#4005 Veange Posté 28 mai 2010 - 04:44

#4006 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 28 mai 2010 - 05:32

#4007 mousestalker Posté 28 mai 2010 - 05:39

#4008 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 28 mai 2010 - 05:44

#4009 mousestalker Posté 28 mai 2010 - 05:47

#4010 Guest_Farmer Brown_* Posté 28 mai 2010 - 06:11

#4011 Guest_Gameiac_* Posté 28 mai 2010 - 06:30

#4012 Tyrax Lightning Posté 28 mai 2010 - 07:35

#4013 Veange Posté 29 mai 2010 - 08:46

#4014 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 08:48

#4015 Veange Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:25

#4016 Tyrax Lightning Posté 30 mai 2010 - 05:17

#4017 mousestalker Posté 30 mai 2010 - 10:51

#4018 Veange Posté 30 mai 2010 - 05:30

#4019 TheSpaceKraken Posté 30 mai 2010 - 11:31

#4020 Veange Posté 30 mai 2010 - 11:38

#4021 Tyrax Lightning Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:49

#4022 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 31 mai 2010 - 02:25

#4023 mousestalker Posté 31 mai 2010 - 12:05

#4024 Veange Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:41

#4025 Tyrax Lightning Posté 31 mai 2010 - 11:11

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