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[W00DBar0n]

Cleopatra II wrote...

W00DBar0n wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

granted but you will have horrible nightmares every time you sleep.

I was hoping you would say that 
I love nightmare! I have them every night. Last night i had a fun one where i was having a fight with my brother over spilt beer and it was in a smelting plant, anyways we end up getting burned to death by a massive flow of molten metal. It was hot.

Pleas post in the insult thread so I can tell you what is wrong with that......

Why don't you. I got a date with ms sleep!:O

[Tyrax Lightning]

 

smecky-kitteh wrote...

granted but you will have horrible nightmares every time you sleep.

Initiating emergency Thread Re-Railment... In the event you don't make a Wish, a Wish will be provided for you!

smecky-kitteh wrote...
I wish that I was thrown into the Milky Way Center Black Hole to be destroyed!

Granted, but to your horror, as you're falling into the Black Hole, a strange sci-fi force field beam thing protects your descent & grants you safe passage into the center of this phenomenon, where you find the most sickening, disgusting sight you've ever encountered. You are now forever trapped inside the Barney the Purple Dinosaur Series!!!

I wish for the above 'Emergency Thread Re-Railment' I performed above to become a new Thread Safety Procedure for this Thread to be implemented for this Thread's safety.

Edit: Damn these typos that keep evading my Proofreading!

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 04 juin 2010 - 10:51 .

[Starke9]

Grants but all posts from now on need have the Emergency thread re-railment preformed and thus make the thread boring and people stop posting in it.

I wish for it to be 5:01pm on Friday forever for me.

Modifié par Starke9, 04 juin 2010 - 10:00 .

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you'll go insane from the repetition



I wish I had the Taco Bell Chihuahua as a pet...

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but he bites.



I wish something cool would happen.

[Starke9]

Granted and the world is slowly destroyed by massive blizzards.



I wish for the McRib to come back.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it comes back months old & rotten.



I wish my Proofreading would quit failing to spot errors to correct & I get all errors corrected before I push the 'Submit' Button, every Post.

[Norskatt]

Granted but it still doesn't help your grammar.



I wish for a nice sunny day tomorrow so I can soak up some more sun.

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you get a nasty sunburn



I wish for a credit card...

[Norskatt]

Granted but it has a 79% APR & there were start up fees of $450 billed from the start & your limit is only $475.00





I wish running wasn't so boring.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get a MP3 Player & Headphones to make your running funner & you enjoy it... Until your inability to hear your surroundings helps a crazed psychopathic criminal sneak up on you, kidnap you, rape you, & get away & never get caught. You spend the rest of your life in Therapy. (If only you had had the company of a Mabari Warhound.)



I wish Norskatt in the above scenario has the protection of a loyal, well trained Mabari Warhound for her protection for her exercise runs!

[Norskatt]

Granted but you get too close to him & he bites your hand off.



I wish Tyrax would stop putting me in scenarios where I get raped! Jeez!

[Norskatt]

Granted...but nothing you need is inside of it.



I wish for a more fabulous job.

[Veange]

Granted, but their strings all break!



I wish I had starcraft unit responses as ringtones.

[Veange]

Granted, but the wishing fish wishes herself out of her tank and keeps you as her pet instead. You now must tend to biddings for the wishing fish.



I wish an ipod to replace my 8-years old CD-player.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it comes with pirated songs that get your 8-year old landed in Juvenile Hall.



I wish Norskatt gets a free 2 week Hawaiian Vacation. (that better?)

[Veange]

Granted! Your body spontaneously combusts! Your clothing, however, remain relatively unmarred.



I wish I could have a pet possum.