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[mandalore18]

Granted but now your color blind and can't see them

I wish i was 21 so i can drink

[valleyman88]

Granted, but now you live in the USA in 1920's under prohibition.



I wish I could fly.

[Murder Knife]

Wish granted, you are now a sparrow. Watch out for that hawk.



I wish for peace and happiness for all mankind.

[SpankyV]

Ekas wrote...

Wish granted, you are now a sparrow. Watch out for that hawk.

I wish for peace and happiness for all mankind.

Granted...but Earth is invaded by Klingons.

I wish I was a rock star.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but you die young and tragically, just like all the others out there - and to add insult to injury, you were so awful that you aren't even capable of becoming posthumously famous.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 03:13 .

[Drachengelt]

Granted, you now own the largest deer farm in all of Canada.



I wish they would update the wiki with more lore.

[Euphrati]

Granted, but every link comes with 6 pop ups.



I wish I could travel across the universe.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You travel the universe as an alien abductee slave doomed to spend the rest of your life as an alien's pet!



I wish I had any skill at all at makin a CC character look good.

[Fodder007]

Granted but your internet connection dies for the next 6 months and you're unable to upload your work of art!

I wish it would stop bloody raining!

Modifié par Fodder007, 24 octobre 2009 - 05:43 .

[Murder Knife]

Granted. Your computer explodes from the awesomeness of your characters.

Edit: Bah, beaten to it. Granted, the Sun explodes, evaporating all rain. (It would seem I like explodey things.)

I wish for a Nov 6 2009 release date for Dragon Age: Origins PS3 version in Europe.

Modifié par Ekas, 24 octobre 2009 - 06:06 .

[Sarevok Anchev]

Granted, but Kratos demands your worship end kills all your characters right after creation, because they cant stand a beating



I wish I could replace Sten with Minsc

[Skaargoroth]

Granted but then Boo will appear instead of Your Character and you can't play as him.



Right now, I wish want a nice, bloody and juicy steak with garlic butter. :-)

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! But before you can eat it, a stray dog runs into the yard, steals the steak, & gets away, & ya never see that steak ever again.



I wish I could get DA:O on Nov. 3rd like everyone else, instead of gettin stuck hopin I can get it for Christmas.

[Vagula]

Granted but you find out that Dragon Age is worse than Daikatana and Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing combined (Don't hate the player; hate the game.)

I wish I had more money.

Modifié par Vagula, 24 octobre 2009 - 08:05 .

[Skaargoroth]

Granted but then the world's economy crashes so your money will be completely useless.



I wish I was a lot more resistant to the cold.

[Icinix]

Granted, but the world never drops below 40 degree Celsius.



I wish I was 7 inches taller.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but all of the 7 inches of extra height is placed entirely on your neck, making you look like one of your parents was a goose or swan.



I wish the planet wasn't over-polluted.

[GhoXen]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, but all of the 7 inches of extra height is placed entirely on your neck, making you look like one of your parents was a goose or swan.

I wish the planet wasn't over-polluted.

Granted, some aliens came to Earth and "cleansed" every human on the planet in order to prevent pollution.

I wish nvidia can just hurry and release their damned DX11 cards.

Modifié par GhoXen, 24 octobre 2009 - 09:22 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but they hurry too much so those cards are nowhere near modern standards.



I wish... blah... blah blah... don't know.

[DarkTemplar42]

Granted! You never know anything when asked for the rest of your life.



I wish I had the power to manipulate existence.

[Fodder007]

(@Ergnu) Granted, you actually get granted 100 wishes but still cant decide what you want and end up worried about life choices for the rest of your life.

I wish the weekend lasted longer.

Modifié par Fodder007, 24 octobre 2009 - 10:15 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

DarkTemplar42 wrote...

I wish I had the power to manipulate existence.

Granted. You gain the ability to make air stink, but must constantly do so...

Fodder007 wrote...

(@Ergnu) Granted, you actually get granted 100 wishes but still cant decide what you want and end up worried about life choices for the rest of your life.

Hm... sounds familiar, but I don't remember ever getting granted any wishes.

I wish the weekend lasted longer.

Granted. You are fired (from whatever you do). And you won't get unemployment benefit.

I wish there was something interesting on TV.

[Linarc]

Granted, but now you can't take your eyes of it and will miss the best review of dragon age until now.



I wish I had a good night of sleep

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You get a good night of sleep, then the next morning, you realize you overslept & are 3 hours late for work. Your boss is very angry, calls you, & fires you.



I wish the DA:J survey taking bothered to save CORRECTLY, instead of making you deal with them more than once!

[JMOR]

Granted, but your actual saves never work and the first quest becomes permeanately bugged preventing you the ability  to take the fully functional surveys.

I wish the 360 DA:O graphics looked better.

Modifié par JMOR, 25 octobre 2009 - 12:19 .