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#4276
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granted but it will be highly outdated





I wish I had a 3D T.V.

#4277
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granted but you find that you have no way of landing safely.

I wish I could buy a sniper rifle for the fun of it.


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Granted but you have to share it with Count Dracula

I wish I could buy a sniper rifle for the fun of it.


Cool Dracula actually works for me, he's the Commander of my army.

#4278
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granted but you end up destroying your eye.

I wish I could pilot a F-22 Raptor


edit: @stigmatizer: do you think Count Dracula will be happy JUST to be the commander of your army...

Modifié par Jet_Truebow, 03 juillet 2010 - 03:49 .


#4279
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Granted, but it has faulty wiring, and no ejector seat, and you crash and burn



I wish for a wish

#4280
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Jet_Truebow wrote...

granted but you end up destroying your eye.

I wish I could pilot a F-22 Raptor


edit: @stigmatizer: do you think Count Dracula will be happy JUST to be the commander of your army...


Yes, I'm older and more powerful, plus I sired him and the's therefore loyal to me as long as I treat him right which I do.

#4281
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Granted but you don't get it.

I wish for a car that can fly over traffic

@stigmatizer:  fine. you win.

Modifié par Jet_Truebow, 03 juillet 2010 - 03:54 .


#4282
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Granted, but you can only use when there is no traffic.



I wish for a 3DS.

#4283
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Granted, but you can only use when there is no traffic.  <<NICE!!

I wish for a 3DS.


Granted but once you got it they cancelled gaming support for it. and won't allow you to return it.


I wish for a big hefty trust fund.

#4284
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Granted but it no longer exists



I wish Chuck Norris dissapear

#4285
Jet_Truebow

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Granted but you find out your real dad is Chuck Norris



I wish I could write a bestselling novel about Rangers.

#4286
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Granted, but your best selling Novel is only bought via traded livestock & furs. You go bankrupt trying to keep the livestock maintained because you couldn't get the resold because noone had any more use for livestock in your area than you did.



I wish for Gold colored & Silver colored Eye Colors in a future update to the Pineappletree's Vibrant Colors Mod.

#4287
Ghost Lightning

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Granted but they're more yellow and white then gold and silver.





I wish facebook didn't suck.

#4288
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Granted, instead, it's now cruddy & prolific!



I wish Facebook & Twitter had an actual practical use, because I don't currently see any point at all in them.

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Granted! But now ppl tlk lyk they do in twits in a norm setting to make up for it.

I wish for better art skills.

Modifié par MessyPossum, 04 juillet 2010 - 12:41 .


#4290
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granted but nobody cares



I wish I had a possum

#4291
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Granted! But I run away because I don't care enough to stay.



I wish I had another kitteh

#4292
Ghost Lightning

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Granted, but it is a bobcat and it tries to eat you



I wish I was not bored.

#4293
Jet_Truebow

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Granted but your too piled with work and deadline you'll wish you had been bored instead.



I wish I could find a new tv series that I would like

#4294
Ghost Lightning

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Granted (try Spartacus, it rocks) but it gets cancelled as soon as you get into it





I wish I was a super genius

#4295
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Granted! You are now too smart for your own good. You find everything trivial and boring. You disconnect yourself from the world. You weep at the fact that you no longer find life interesting. You hurl yourself off a cliff in a final bout of depression.



I wish I had a pet cannibal.

#4296
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Granted, you are now the proud owner of a pet Cannibal, that is very old & about to keel over.

I wish for a Blazefire Saber Mod for DA:O.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 04 juillet 2010 - 02:30 .


#4297
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Granted but the gun form doesn't work





I wish I knew how to thank Barrack Obama

#4298
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Granted! You mail him a thank you written quite poorly. It is assumed a bomb threat. The FBI investigates you and finds out you're a filthy tie dye shirt wearing hippy. They storm your house accidentally shooting and maiming most of your family all because you wanted to thank our president.

I wish for another cup of Dr. Pepper.

Modifié par MessyPossum, 04 juillet 2010 - 02:35 .


#4299
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Granted, that sh*t taste like honeyed moondust with chocolate crackers and marshmellows.



I wish art teachers are not so snobby.

#4300
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Granted! Now they are all surrealist.



I wish you were a melted clock.