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[Ghost Lightning]

MessyPossum wrote...

Granted! You mail him a thank you written quite poorly. It is assumed a bomb threat. The FBI investigates you and finds out you're a filthy tie dye shirt wearing hippy. They storm your house accidentally shooting and maiming most of your family all because you wanted to thank our president.

I'm no hippy. We just wore tie dye for the last day of school.....I resent that.

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 04 juillet 2010 - 02:38 .

[Jet_Truebow]

MessyPossum wrote...

Granted! Now they are all surrealist.

I wish you were a melted clock.

Granted: You do actually get your wish for a change.

I wish DA: Awakening was a little longer.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted but he puts mine in as well now



I wish society was a more abstract concept

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, all of society is now an Abstract painting, instead of anything living.

I wish the Laws of Physics are kicked outta existence & replaced with Video Game Physics.

Ghost Lightning wrote...

Granted but the gun form doesn't work

Of course! There's no Gun Tech in Ferelden. The Blade Form alone would suffice!

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted but now you can't die and instead have to live with the pain of being shot thirty times in the face and still being alive.



I wish there was no such thing as April fools day

[silver_sparrow]

granted but your still the fool





I wish I could cook.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted but you spill hot oil on your crotch



I wish the 4th of July was actually the 5th

[silver_sparrow]

granted but there will be no cake



I wish I had cake

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted but it's cheese cake so it's more like pie really



I wish I had a giant trampoline

[ObserverStatus]

granted, but it gets sucked into a sinkhole



I wish my town allowed fireworks

[silver_sparrow]

granted but people get hurt using them.



I wish I had a bottle of wine.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted but it's empty



I wish I had a porsche

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, here's your Porsche Picture to drool enviously over & go mad with envy with!



I wish I could do an awesome Animated GIF like what's in silver_sparrow Sig, as of the time of this Post.

[silver_sparrow]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

Granted but it's empty

I wish I had a porsche

You jerk D;

[Ghost Lightning]

Haha! I am evil >

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but you become addicted



I wish I wasn't tired before midnight

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, you pee on a streetlamp, which gets struck by lightning

I wish Messy would lay off the caffeine.

Modifié par bobobo878, 04 juillet 2010 - 05:46 .

[Jet_Truebow]

Granted but he goes on withdrawal, and gets a sugar high instead to cope.



I wish more people will visit the home of the banned (shameless group promotion)

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, a large force of Trolls visits the home of the banned, & Trolls, Spams, & Flames the Group outta it's home, then proceeds to infest the Group so hard that Stanley Woo has to Banhammer the entire Group Page & every Troll within it to smite them all. All that's left of the home of the banned afterwards is a huge Crater for your Group to cry & mourn over.



I wish I could Sleep & be Awake at the same time.

[Magissia]

Granted, but sleeping won't rest you anymore



I wish i had a zergling plushie.