Corrupt-A-Wish

#4326
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Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:49

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Granted, but it morphs into a baneling plushie and asplodes.

I wish I had four stomachs.

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#4327
Ghost Lightning

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:53

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Granted but they bust and spill gallons of acid into you.

I wish meat wasn't so gross.

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#4328
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:56

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Granted! You are now a wuss.

I wish I could formulate a really endearing fart joke.

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#4329
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Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:56

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Granted, meat becomes so delicious that people can no longer resist their lust for flesh and cannibalism becomes widespread.

I wish I had a turtle shell.

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#4330
Ghost Lightning

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:57

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Granted, but it falls off and exposes your organs.

I wish the third "Pirates" movie was good.

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#4331
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Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 08:02

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Granted, hey there is a third "Pirates" movie?

i wish they'd make a movie about Evil Tim.

Modifié par bobobo878, 05 juillet 2010 - 08:03 .

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#4332
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:12

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Granted, it's only 10 minutes long & bombs.

I wish for a free, fully authentic looking Replica of Lightning's 'Blazefire Saber' for myself, & for Ghost Lightning. (Your welcome Ghost!)

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#4333
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:44

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Granted! But you unlike Busomjack have not the ability to wield such a magnificent blade. You accidentally cut yourself in half trying to attack a piece of cardboard. In your final moments as your innards spill out and the life drains from your body you whisper, "no regrets". But then I run over and take the sword.

I wish I knew people better.

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#4334
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:48

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Granted, but then you will hate them for who they truly are.

I wish I could lost ten pounds with a >snap<.

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#4335
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:50

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I still think I would be happy with that.

Granted! You put down the two five pound shotputs you were carrying in your purse.

I wish for an awesome Tonka Truck!

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#4336
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:53

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Granted, but you drive while you are drunk and get a DUI. Which then, since you can't get a job, causes you to start selling drugs, but do to a change of heart, you back-stab your employer, in which they then sell you into prostitution.

I wish my pimp daddy would go away!

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#4337
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:56

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Granted! I take over. And I'm a much more violent pimp.

I wish for the rest of these passages to be cluttered with happiness.

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#4338
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:32

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Granted, but you miss them because your internet connection goes down.

I wish I knew the maximum dimensions for a sig bar.

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#4339
Ghost Lightning

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:43

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Granted, but the one you want to make looks horrible in that size.

I wish jet packs were real.

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#4340
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:45

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Granted, Jet Packs are now real... In your Head!

I wish Black Hat Hackers got shocked by any Keyboard they ever attempt to type on, & any Headset they ever tried to Voice-Type into.

(Psst, bobobo878, The max Sig Bar size is 500 x 34 pixels. Anything bigger tends to get auto-shrunk. To make the illusion of bigger, break it up into multiple Pics, & position carefully in the Sig Bar Section. Biggest Pic Height that the Sig Bar can display is approximately 50ish Pixels high.)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 06 juillet 2010 - 12:48 .

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#4341
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:58

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Granted, but I never understand your complicated wishes, so they don't come true.

I wish I could be the smartest person in the world.

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#4342
Ghost Lightning

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:02

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Granted, but you are the smartest in terms of stupidity.

I wish I could do anything imaginable with only a thought.

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#4343
thesuperdarkone

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:03

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granted, but you imagine a giant man-eating monster that eats you

I wish I had a P94 Plasma Rifle

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#4344
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:03

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Granted, but all you can think about is sex with Robin Williams

I wish I could have my baby back.

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#4345
Ghost Lightning

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:05

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Granted, but Yoko sells it to me like what was supposed to happen.

I wish I could make anything

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#4346
silver_sparrow

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:11

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granted but you get abducted by aliens

I wish izzy would buy ME1

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#4347
Ghost Lightning

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:12

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Granted, but she hates it so much she kills Tali in ME2 to take out her anger.

I wish for something.

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#4348
Guest_YokoFactor_*

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:16

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Granted. It is your death.

I wish for a wish.

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#4349
silver_sparrow

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:23

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granted but I run a mock on your comment wall

I wish I didn't see the 4th kind. now that its dark out I'm a little creeped out.

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#4350
Ghost Lightning

Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:25

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Granted but you are a coward.

I wish I could multi task like a pro

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#4326 ObserverStatus Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:49

#4327 Ghost Lightning Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:53

#4328 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:56

#4329 ObserverStatus Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:56

#4330 Ghost Lightning Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 07:57

#4331 ObserverStatus Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 08:02

#4332 Tyrax Lightning Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:12

#4333 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:44

#4334 Guest_Isabelle Mortello_* Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:48

#4335 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:50

#4336 Guest_Isabelle Mortello_* Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:53

#4337 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 09:56

#4338 ObserverStatus Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:32

#4339 Ghost Lightning Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:43

#4340 Tyrax Lightning Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:45

#4341 Guest_Isabelle Mortello_* Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:58

#4342 Ghost Lightning Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:02

#4343 thesuperdarkone Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:03

#4344 Guest_Isabelle Mortello_* Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:03

#4345 Ghost Lightning Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:05

#4346 silver_sparrow Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:11

#4347 Ghost Lightning Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:12

#4348 Guest_YokoFactor_* Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:16

#4349 silver_sparrow Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:23

#4350 Ghost Lightning Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:25

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