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Débuté par Superium , oct. 15 2009 03:12

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#4351
silver_sparrow
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:29

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granted but you fail at math.



I wish I had had some spending cash right now.

#4352
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:30

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Granted, but you blow it on hookers and whiskey



I wish I had a sword that could turn into a gun.

#4353
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:31

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Granted, but it can only transform once and doesn't work as a sword or gun.

Ghost Lightning wrote...

Granted, but you blow it on hookers and whiskey


How is that corrupted? That' what he'd most likely spend it on.

I wish for a fish.

#4354
silver_sparrow
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:32

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granted but you don;t know how to use it



I wish I had some wine

#4355
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:32

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Granted, but you get drunk and fall off a cliff 

I wish I had a trained komodo dragon.

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 06 juillet 2010 - 01:33 .

#4356
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:33

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Granted, but it's dead.



I wish for testicle-eating wine.

#4357
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:35

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Granted, but you see why it's called that



I wish I had an M16 assault rifle to use as I please

#4358
silver_sparrow
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:38

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granted but you go to jail and drop the saop



I wish for a pet bat,

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Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:42

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Granted, but it bites your nose off



I wish I could jump 50 feet in the air

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:35

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Granted! You leap fifty feet directly into the air. The wind catches you slightly as the setting sun kisses your face. You close your eyes and hope against hope that the invigorating feeling will never leave or cease to be. Gravity kicks in and you plummet fifty feet right back to the ground breaking both of your legs and dislocating your arm. While in traction it's revealed that you have a build up of fluid around the 3rd and 4th Thoracic vertebrae. The doctor's break it to your parents gently that will probably never walk again. Through murky drug inhibited vision you see your mother crying at your side. You tell her "I flew mom... I flew."

I wish for a goldfish! :o

Modifié par MessyPossum, 06 juillet 2010 - 02:39 .

#4361
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:38

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Granted, but it eats your right testicle



I wish for some maraschino cherries

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Guest_YokoFactor_*
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:40

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Granted, but I'm still better than you.



I wish for a potato.

#4363
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:42

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Granted, but it's launched at your face really fast



I wish I could control the elements

#4364
silver_sparrow
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:43

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Granted, but it eats your right testicle



I wish for some maraschino cherries

granted but the cashier sneezed on them

I wish i had a little red bike.

Modifié par silver_sparrow, 06 juillet 2010 - 02:44 .

#4365
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:44

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@Ghost: Granted. After fooling around with the elements, you accidentally set yourself on fire. You try use air powers to put the fire out (because you're not near water), but only make it bigger. You flail around, causing your earth powers to activate. You are then crushed to death.

@Sparrow: Granted, but it's broken.

I wish The Last Airbender didn't suck.

Modifié par YokoFactor, 06 juillet 2010 - 02:46 .

#4366
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:45

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Granted, but we all knew it would.



I wish Iron Man 2 was better.

#4367
silver_sparrow
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:45

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granted but you can't watch it.



i wish i had an apple

#4368
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:47

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Granted, but it's rotten.



I wish it was Friday.

#4369
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:47

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Granted, but you sleep all through it



I wish everyday was funday

#4370
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:48

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Ghost Lightning wrote...

I wish for some maraschino cherries


Granted! Maraschino Cherries appear at will wherever you go. There they are. One night you are sitting down and contemplate eating something else. You decide you want to surprise your parents with a home cooked meal of your own design. For a while you have been contemplating making something grandiose and out of character. Finding a proper online recipe you create a lovely keish, with bits of meat and potato. You are practically salivating at the thought of the first bite but you patiently wait at the table for it to finish cooking. While it cooks you're parents arrive home. They settle in and ask what you were up to. You impress them with your meal preparation. Though your mother is not pleased with the mess you created in your endeavor she is happy that you were able to pull it off. The smell of it baking permeates the house. You bring it out and set it atop the table. Retrieving a knife you cut into it... maraschino cherries... maraschino cherries... Creepy right?

Ghost Lightning wrote...

I wish everyday was funday

Granted! But I'm not there so it isn't so much fun.

I wish for a non-testicular devouring goldfish! :D

Modifié par MessyPossum, 06 juillet 2010 - 02:52 .

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:53

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Granted. Now they're penis-devouring goldfish.

I wish for a normal, not-special-in-any-way goldfish.

Modifié par YokoFactor, 06 juillet 2010 - 02:53 .

#4372
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:53

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Granted, but it dies



I wish for a trained Chocobo that would live in my afro.

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:55

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Granted! But I don't care enough to write a blurb about why you screwed up raising it or why it decided to peck everyone around you to death. Just know that it was a bad idea from the get-go and move on.



I wish for a new set of headphones with a microphone!

#4374
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:56

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Granted, but it's dead.

I wish for a goldfish that is completely normal except its one (and only one) special power. That power must be immortality.

Modifié par YokoFactor, 06 juillet 2010 - 02:57 .

#4375
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:59

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Granted, but it hates you



I wish for a fully grown chocobo that I could ride around on and fight crime with a gun blade with.
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