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Débuté par Superium , oct. 15 2009 03:12

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:00

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Granted, but it hates and doesn't want to do those things.



I wish for a goldfish that is completely normal except its one (and only one) special power. That power must be immortality. It loves me (and everyone else) unconditionally and would never do anything to hurt anybody, also. I am its best friend and always will be. I am also immortal.

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Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:02

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Granted, but it's all just a dream.



I wish for an orange chocobo and a matching gun blade, both of which cannot be placed in a negative connotation for any reason

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:04

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Granted, but you are dead.

I wish for a goldfish that is completely normal except its one (and only one) special power. That power must be immortality. It loves me (and everyone else) unconditionally and would never do anything to hurt anybody, also. I am its best friend and always will be. I am also immortal. This is not fictional at all. It happens in real life, in our world, to me. We must be able to be together whenever we wish and nothing negative can be done to this wish.

Modifié par YokoFactor, 06 juillet 2010 - 03:05 .

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:06

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YokoFactor wrote...

Granted, but you are dead.

I wish for a goldfish that is completely normal except its one (and only one) special power. That power must be immortality. It loves me (and everyone else) unconditionally and would never do anything to hurt anybody, also. I am its best friend and always will be. I am also immortal. This is not fictional at all. It happens in real life, in our world, to me. We must be able to be together whenever we wish and nothing negative can be done to this wish.


Granted! The goldfish is immortal and content with you. Over time the adage that a goldfish is moronic is dismissed as you begin to notice disturbing cues that allude to sentient behavior. It seems to grow jealous of your ability to go as you please and leave him behind. You remind yourself that it's only a goldfish over and over but one night you are suddenly roused from your sleep by a splashing sound. You quickly turn on the light to see your goldfish still safely in his bowl. Staring. Aimlessly you convince yourself. Perhaps the fish leapt out briefly and the resulting "kerplunk" of his descent was the cause of the noise. Bleary eyed you leave the comfort and safety of your bed and slowly approach the tiny aquatic prison. There appears to be water around the container. You run your fingers along and are instantly convinced it is water. You turn around and you feel piano wire around your neck. Sobering up you struggle in vain as you gasp for air. The tiny corpuscles in your eyes shatter from the pressure. You fruitlessly claw at the thin razor wire cutting deep into your throat. The world grows dark. So dark... you fall lifelessly to the ground like a dead fish.

I wish for a banana!

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Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:06

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Granted, but they're not the kind you're thinking of

I wish I had Snow's gloves.

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 06 juillet 2010 - 03:07 .

#4381
thesuperdarkone
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:07

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granted but a monkey eats it



I wish for all the chocolate in the world

#4382
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:07

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Granted, but it's very temperamental & stubborn to chew & swallow. Very shoddy, poor stuff indeed.

I wish for a Chocobo Army that consists of a balance of all colors & breeds of Chocobos, is loyal & obedient to me, is strong, healthy, & fit, & includes the Ranch & Resources (including feed & fresh clean water) to keep them maintained, & lastly, loyal & obedient stablehands to keep them cared for with the resources to maintain the stablehands with.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 06 juillet 2010 - 03:08 .

#4383
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:08

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Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish for candy.

#4384
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:08

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Granted, but I steal them from you



I wish for Hope's vest

#4385
thesuperdarkone
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:09

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granted but its full of bugs



I wish I had a new car

#4386
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:12

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Granted! You can have my old car. It's new to you right?



I wish for some chex mix.

#4387
Guest_YokoFactor_*
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:12

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Granted, but you suck.



I wish you sucked less.

#4388
Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:12

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Granted but he's still better than you

I wish I was a california boy

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 06 juillet 2010 - 03:13 .

#4389
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:14

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Granted, but you're the suckiest person ever. Oh, wait...



I wish I had chips.

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Ghost Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:15

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Granted, but you get fat



I wish I could read minds

#4391
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 05:19

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Granted, you can now read Sloth Minds... It's the most boring thing you've ever seen. You regret reading those horrifyingly slow minds.



I wish it was easier to Screenshot epic DA:O Game moments.

#4392
GreedIsNoException
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 05:49

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Granted but now it's harder to look at



I wish for binoculars

#4393
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 06:19

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Granted, but they're designed to reduce your visual range.



I wish for DA:O Lightsabers that are free!

#4394
thesuperdarkone
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 06:24

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granted but you accidentally cut arm off



I wish for I could fly

#4395
Auchtane
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 06:29

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Granted but, flying cars become a reality which all but hinders your capabilities to fly.



I wish to become a "well paid" artist.

#4396
Jet_Truebow
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 11:08

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Granted but you only get paid very well posthumously (ie. Van Gough, author of Dragon Tatoos etc)



I wish Amazon would set up in my country.

#4397
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:41

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Granted, a tribe of fierce, merciless Amazon Warriors set up in your Country & promptly start their reign of terror, & they won't be easily dealt with, because they've got modern weapons & gear to work with, not the old stuff, like Spears & such.



I wish to wear the ME2 version of the Blood Dragon Armor in DA:O.

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Jet_Truebow
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:14

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Granted but suddenly the darkspawn carry m920 Cain, Tempest Submachine guns and Viper Sniper Rifles.



I wish I had not put our wii into a 220 V outlet yesterday *facepalm self*

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Tyrax Lightning
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:18

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Granted, you put a butter knife into the 220V Outlet instead... Now you'll never again get to enjoy the Wii that is not doomed anymore.



I wish I can wake up without Caffeine's help.

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Mr Mxyzptlk
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 03:26

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Granted but moments after you awake you just go back to sleep.



I wish I diddnt do a wee into a 220 V outlet yesterday.
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