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[pwnage]

to pissedofatEA granted but it will cost 100 dollars for you to drink it for each can

[pwnage]

i wish for nothing

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but you get bit by a lion



I wish there was good pizza in Washington State.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, try Costco Pizza. Unfortunately for you, Costco requires a Costco Membership Card, & you can't get one because all attempts to get the Card get blocked by this Corrupt.



I wish Pizza, for no reason at all, suddenly becomes healthy & nutritious without any negative health effects, without tasting bad, getting expensive, or spoiling fast.

[Jet_Truebow]

Granted but the pizza costs a gazillion dollars,



I wish for an upcoming great new week for everyone.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but it's a fake Rolex.



I wish we all knew what time it was without the help of clocks.

[Jet_Truebow]

granted but machines will have taken over the world, and whats left of humanity is half synthesized slaves to the machine with internal clocks.



I wish life has a pause button.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but when you press it you pause and therefore can never turn it back to play.



I wish for stuff that I'd wish for.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but for every wish you decide to make you must sacrifice one of your fingers.



I wish my wish was immune to being corrupted/twisted, or anything else negative.

[Jet_Truebow]

Granted but you wish was for something small and insignificant and you were happy at first but you hoped you wished for more right afterwards or you might think its ok but in other points of view it isnt. (nice attempt btw)



I wish everyone would be happy with what they have right now as opposed to always slaving for something else.

[numotsbane]

granted! but the puppy is in the pinata, and shat all over your candy.



I wish for a full size replica SR-2, even if it doesn't work.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it's spruced up with all sorts of colorful language. Noone likes it & the new Sig makes everyone dislike & shun you.



I wish that my wishes would not be corrupted in a way that the wish already blocked. It makes the corrupt fail. (No offense is meant, i'm just pointing this out in case these instances are an unintended oops.)

[Jet_Truebow]

Granted you do get your wishes good job now helps us get ours too



I wish I had a genie in a lamp.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, & to boot, your Genie in a Lamp is a hot, scantily clad gal! Then another Genie pops out, & to your horror, it a huge, very strong male Genie that turns out to be the gal Genie's easily-made-jealous boyfriend... You get the magical thrashing of a lifetime instead of your usual 3 Wishes... Ouch!!!



I wish to get to have the 3 Wishes Jet_Truebow should have gotten from the Genies in the Corrupt above.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but you accidently wish you knew what to wish for three times



I wish the new "hurt or heal" was not bioware game related

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it's replaced with intellectual deficit.



I wish to tell MessyPossum that I mean no offense by my Corrupt above, i'm just doing the Thread's work.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but in his classic style he doesn't care about friendship and kicks dirt in your eyes



I wish I had a bazooka