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[Cheese Elemental]

Granted. However, due to the laws of the universe, he can't pop out of 'nowhere' and must therefore follow you around 24/7, singing.



I wish my heater worked more efficiently.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, the heater is now so efficient that it overheats your House as you sleep & you overheat & dehydrate & die in bed before you even realize there's a problem.



I wish to tell MessyPossum that there's a difference between 'flying' & 'falling', silly.

[TSamee]

Okay. You told him... and he FLIPS OUT AND KILLS EVERYBODY.

I wish the power didn't cut every ten minutes.

Modifié par TSamee, 15 juillet 2010 - 04:21 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it cuts out every 10 seconds instead.



I wish for a player usable Dragon Shapeshift.

[Jet_Truebow]

Granted but there is no game to play it with.



I wish Tyrax would stop corrupting my wishes.

[rooshandark8]

Granted but now hes corrupting YOU so your under this control now



i wish i extremely happy and rich

[Nox Ferocia]

granted, you get hit by bus, get brain damage and have to be admitted to adult daycare for the rest of your life... but the lawsuit covers your care forever....



I wish for the ability to perform Dominate like mind control on anybody I want.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it has a weak signal strength so your commands get to your victim late & garbled, resulting in mass amounts of frustration in your efforts to command your victims. You eventually get sick & tired of the hassle & unreliability of the power & stop using it. Your prior victims, upon regaining conscience control, seek you out to destroy you to save themselves from you because they don't realize until too late that you've already gave up at using your powers anymore.



I wish I can use the Awakenings classes in DA:O without getting Awakening, without any negative bugs.

[Stigmatizer N7]

Granted but your brain never stopped growing and your head popped.



I wish I was a Vampire.

[Ken555]

Granted, You will wake up n the sun, the light will shrivel you up and you will become a pile of ash.



I wish that DA2 would come early and be everything the forum wants.

[rooshandark8]

Granted but the game wasnot finshed and it sucked and recieved the most lowest rating ever



I wish i have a badass pc

[Cheese Elemental]

Granted. In fact, it's so badass that it whips out a six-shooter, heads downtown and starts shooting criminals, calling itself 'Dirty Harry'.

I wish my armchair was more comfortable.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, you now have the most comfortable armchair EVAR!!!! But the ceiling is leeking right above it, so you constantly get dripped on.



I wish I didn't ahve to work today.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, your cold, perfectly carbonated Possum flavored soda is ready.



I wish I didn't have to go to institutionalized obligation today

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, Darthnemesis2 has so much fun at work that he doesn't get anything done and gets fired



I wish MessyPossum would have a good day

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You get a good ol' Ed Gein joke that sounds good to a complete & utter drunken idiot: "A Warrior walks into a Blacksmith & says 'I want an Ed Gein my Sword please."

I wish to know who, or what, 'Ed Gein' is.

[Cheese Elemental]

Your mind is filled with the knowledge of every horrific deed that he committed, driving you to suicide.

I wish my modelling glue fumes didn't make me dizzy.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, the glue fumes make you vomit instead.



I wish for a DA:O Staff that's Head was a replica Alien Head.

[EmonCousland]

Granted, but then the alien abducts you and probes you in 'special places'.



I wish for a pet dragon.

[xxSylphxx]

EmonCousland wrote...

Granted, but then the alien abducts you and probes you in 'special places'.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Granted,

Someone gives you a stuffed dragon, which you refer to from then on as "your pet". You take it outside often for "walks" which end up being fruitless ventures as it never does its business. The neighbors begin to talk about your odd behavior and as result your friends and family conspire to steal "your pet" for your own good. After three months of posting lost pet signs across the neighborhood you give up...  ...sort of...  ....as you dedicate a blog to the life you once had with your pet.



I wish for more wishes. (Not sure why this doesn't get wished for more often)

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted but for every wish you make you slowly go insane.



I wish Rome total war 2 would be made.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it only gets sold in Antartica.



I wish to wonder why anyone would wonder why more Wishes isn't common, for it's not like it's that hard to Corrupt.