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[Ken555]

Granted, but everybody in the world turns into zobies with no imagination and brains to wonder why.



I wish that Oblivion, Morrowind and Dragon age combined, it would be epic.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it's executed by EA, & they charge $100 bucks for the game, only for it to be bugged to high hell. They never fix the bugs, because they're too busy slapping together $7 DLC that lasts 45 minutes, tops, & is also buggy.



I wish quality isn't getting more & more endangered, & doesn't go extinct.

[rooshandark8]

granted except its full of cockroaches



i wish i had some money for food right now

[EmonCousland]

Granted, but all the foods shops close, leaving you hungry



I wish I knew what to wish for.

[TheJadedMieu]

Granted, but you used your wish already.



I wish that I could resist the urge to use walkthroughs on every game I play.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you switch to Runthroughs, which means you run your Monitor through every time you lose on your game because you had no Walkthrough to beat the game for you.

I wish the word 'wish' didn't sound weird.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 19 juillet 2010 - 04:06 .

[Stonetwister]

Granted, but now YOU sound weird!!!

I wish I could shoot lightning out of my eyes and fireballs out of my rear.

Modifié par Stonetwister, 19 juillet 2010 - 06:45 .

[rooshandark8]

Granted but you get annoyed by it now



i wish i am a mod here

[Stonetwister]

Granted, but you are the only mod with no power or respect.



I still wish to shoot lightning from my eyes and fireballs from my arse.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but you are arrested for indecent exposure while attempting to demonstrate you fantastic power.



I wish I was really good at math.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

You were really good at math for about two hours while you were sleeping. Your math skills were coupled with an otherwise unimagineable level of knowledge in both logic and science. This caused you dream things would have revolutionized string theory. Sadly you forgot the dream and awoke with only the unescapeable notion that you were once much better at math than you now are.



I wish that a clip of giant lizards attacking a Taco Bell would become the next internet viral video everyone and their distant cousins were watching. (I don't want to avoid corruption, just enjoy the process. -xxSylphxx)

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 19 juillet 2010 - 11:57 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, your idea gets turned into a Video containing a malicious Virus. It gets named the 'Taco Eating Lizard' Virus. You're it's 1st victim. It's designed to eat DA:O, DA:A, & DA:J Save Files & delete them irrecoverably.



I wish for a bag of Twizzlers.

[k9medusa]

Your body twists in painfully unnatural ways after you eat a hand full of them.



I wish I have some eggnog....

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted but it's very old and someone left a smelly sock in it.



I wish I had some perfectly normal blueberry pancakes that have no negative side effects.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

You had some perfectly normal blueberry pancakes. However, as the perfectly normal blueberry pancakes weren't exactly healthy, they had to be destroyed to ensure that no one received any negative side effects from consuming them, dropping them from an overpass onto oncoming traffic, or any other potentiality that could cause perfectly normal pancakes to have negative side effects.

I wish that the next wish after mine was corrupted in such a way as to ensure that my wish, this wish, was actually belatedly fullfilled with negative side effects for everyone.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 21 juillet 2010 - 02:22 .

[Ken555]

Granted, but the maker gave me holy protection against your curse.



I wish I had some pancake mix.

[rooshandark8]

granted but its made from your own flesh

i wish i am a really happy person (donot corrupt this too badly will yah)

[k9medusa]

Granted!



All the pain in world makes your evil side very very happy while it kills your good side.



I wish that I have a wish to wish with....

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get a Wish to wish with, but it is given to you pre-Corrupted!



I wish for a hot, superb Cameron Diaz Firefox Browser Theme!

[k9medusa]

Granted
Granted!

Turns out she is a zombie with makeup

Wishes for a good and/or bad friend

Modifié par k9medusa, 22 juillet 2010 - 06:13 .

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

You recieve one good and/or bad friend. The good part is they are very attentive, listen to you, give great advice when asked for it, are fun to be with even when you aren't doing anything in particular, etc, etc, etc. The bad part is they are almost never around (less so when you really need them) and occasionally they fly off the deep end and almost make you wish you never met them. And, as an added bonus, your family loves them and all your other friends hate them.

I wish for...   ...popcorn necklaces.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, a tiny little kitten jumps onto my lap, & goes to the bathroom... after I get up & have it off my lap 1st! It hops onto your Lap next & restrooms on YOU!



I wish the tiny little kitten from the above Wish goes to a good, loving home & has a happy life.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

The kitten goes to the good and loving home of VangaurdOfDestruction. Bound by your wish Vangaurd must love, be good to, and keep this kitten happy. However, he is able to train it to sneak into your house and piddle on various items, including your lap which is does frequently. The kitten, now named PiddlerOfDestruction, finds these activities and it's life supremely enjoyable. Bound by your own wish you can do nothing to interfere with this kitten.

I wish said kitten would routinely bring home popcorn necklaces to Vangaurd.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 23 juillet 2010 - 01:41 .