Granted,
Your wishes are Uncorruptible: an American comic book series written by Mark Waid. After reading the comic, you decide you dont like it that much.
I wish that the Travelocity Gnome would take over a third world country.
Corrupt-A-Wish
Débuté par
Superium
, oct. 15 2009 03:12
#4601
Posté 26 juillet 2010 - 11:41
#4602
Posté 26 juillet 2010 - 11:49
Granted, for a day he is a ruthless dictator of a third world country, that is until someone runs him over with a car the next day.
I wish I owned a pirate dressed parrot that would shout curses at random people.
I wish I owned a pirate dressed parrot that would shout curses at random people.
#4603
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 12:01
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Granted. But it's a pirate wearing a parrot suit and he can get awfully hands on when it comes to you.
I wish for another bottle of water.
I wish for another bottle of water.
#4604
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 12:33
Granted but it's been left in the sun all day enjoy the poisons with your water.
I wish for World peace.
I wish for World peace.
#4605
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 12:38
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*
Granted....but i took that statement too literal and blow up the world and give you a piece.
I wish I had a Maserati MC12 to drive around and stuff.
I wish I had a Maserati MC12 to drive around and stuff.
#4606
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 02:21
Granted, but you don't get any License Plate, Vehicle Registration, or Paperwork with it. Soon, the Cops are looking for you...
I wish the Eyebrows weren't so freaking hard to work with in the Toolset.
I wish the Eyebrows weren't so freaking hard to work with in the Toolset.
#4607
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 06:09
granted, but now the eyebrow bring you to hell automatically.
I wish i was a hardcore minataur
I wish i was a hardcore minataur
#4608
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 06:21
Granted, but your not as hardcore as all the other minotaurs and they make fun of you for it.
I wish whoever corrupts this wish will suffer an eternity of having to watch endless rickroll videos.
I wish whoever corrupts this wish will suffer an eternity of having to watch endless rickroll videos.
#4609
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 06:23
Granted, but I like that song
I wish people would realize that I started this chibi revolution.
I wish people would realize that I started this chibi revolution.
#4610
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 06:54
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Granted! But it didn't catch on till Ette did it. I made one. Then she made one for Celrath/Jayder/Norskatt.
I wish for a solution to this dilemma.
I wish for a solution to this dilemma.
#4611
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 12:24
Granted, but it'll cost you.
I wish for a new super hero game, similar to SM: WoS.
I wish for a new super hero game, similar to SM: WoS.
Modifié par Tsubasa117, 27 juillet 2010 - 12:26 .
#4612
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 01:18
Granted but it cost you a finger, hand, leg, etc per day -- but it is a bloody good game 
I wish for mind control of other people
I wish for mind control of other people
Modifié par k9medusa, 27 juillet 2010 - 01:20 .
#4613
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 01:40
Granted, or so you think.
I wish to have a cosplaying cat.
I wish to have a cosplaying cat.
Modifié par Tsubasa117, 27 juillet 2010 - 01:40 .
#4614
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 02:02
Granted but it's a yaoi cosplaying cat.
I wish everyone liked Three Days Grace.
I wish everyone liked Three Days Grace.
#4615
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 03:44
Granted but only for 3 seconds
I wish for a new doll house with real life dolls....
I wish for a new doll house with real life dolls....
#4616
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 04:52
Granted, your new Doll House is as large as a real life House, & the Real Life Dolls are a life size army of Blood Mages, Maleficarum, & Abominations... & no Templars or Grey Wardens in sight...
I wish to have command of the Force Field Spell in real life, & adequate Mana to use it at least 3 times per Mana supply, & no risk of Possession, Templar extermination, or getting Mana Clashed.
I wish to have command of the Force Field Spell in real life, & adequate Mana to use it at least 3 times per Mana supply, & no risk of Possession, Templar extermination, or getting Mana Clashed.
#4617
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 06:52
Granted But a bee string your tongue so you say the words, you cast crashing person on yourself 3 times a day (diet anyone?)
I wish I can eat good tasting humans or elves...
I wish I can eat good tasting humans or elves...
#4618
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 11:06
Granted but they give you indigestion, and you decide to go on a strict veggie diet.
I wish that I had pure black skin so i could be invisible in the dark.
I wish that I had pure black skin so i could be invisible in the dark.
#4619
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 11:20
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Granted! You are the antithesis of Powder. Everyone loves even though everything you touch dies.
I wish for a new thumbs up emoticon.
I wish for a new thumbs up emoticon.
Modifié par MessyPossum, 27 juillet 2010 - 11:21 .
#4620
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 11:45
Granted but they go up your bum every time u use it.
I wish MessyPossum wasn't so messy.
I wish MessyPossum wasn't so messy.
#4621
Posté 28 juillet 2010 - 01:21
Granted, the power of this Wish grants you a chance to try to bathe MessyPossum, but i'll warn ya here & now that Possums have fierce biting power, finger loss is a very real possibility...
I wish my imagination for Sig Bars hadn't dried up.
I wish my imagination for Sig Bars hadn't dried up.
#4622
Posté 28 juillet 2010 - 02:04
Granted
100 ideas come to mind, but now you do not know what one to use...
I wish some one "personal message" me on this forum....
100 ideas come to mind, but now you do not know what one to use...
I wish some one "personal message" me on this forum....
#4623
Posté 28 juillet 2010 - 04:54
Granted but it's a nasty mean spirited hate message that makes you cry
I wish I could take a nap.
I wish I could take a nap.
#4624
Guest_Darth Jayder_*
Posté 28 juillet 2010 - 05:08
Guest_Darth Jayder_*
Granted but it is full of nightmares and you wake up in a puddle of drool on your desk at work and everyone sees it.
I wish my boss was still on holidays.
I wish my boss was still on holidays.
Modifié par Darth Jayder, 28 juillet 2010 - 05:09 .
#4625
Posté 28 juillet 2010 - 07:46
Granted your boss is still on holidays but plants a camera in your office and catches you slacking off.
I wish I knew the true numerical value of Pi.
I wish I knew the true numerical value of Pi.




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