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[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but 8,000,000 more peole die of cancer



I wish Lightning wore sunglasses like Horatio Caine

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but then we can't see her beautiful Eyes anymore...



I wish Serah was a playable Character in FF13.

[Tsubasa117]

Granted, you have James.





I wish my soda cans were replaced with Fruit by the Foot.

[Girchou]

Granted but Fruit by the foot Eats you!





I wish that the popularity system in my school would be abolished.

[The_Blue_Passion]

Granted.Now your entire school is communist and the principal declared himself dictator of your school.

I wish for my next wish to be un-corruptible.

[xxSylphxx]

You are now the second wish reciptient of: Incorruptible an American comic book series written by Mark Waid, with artwork by Jean Diaz and published by Boom! Studios. Unlike it's previous owner however, you mildly like the comic, but promtly lose it. Same wish, same results; mostly.

I wish Richard Gere and all those playing HoH would admit an strong afinity for hamsters.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but they do it in Romulan, & noone understands them.



I wish to own a Klingon Batliff. (Hope that's the right spelling for it, i've never seen it spelled anywhere before, at all.)

[The_Blue_Passion]

Granted.A package comes containing your Klingon Batliff...only to find out that it's self-assembled and each piece is sold separately.Also,it's plastic,and very flimsy.

I wish that acne never existed.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but since rashes are still in existence they take the place of acne and become more of a bother than acne ever was.



I wish for someone to corrupt this wish

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

Your wish is replaced by my own wish which was for your home to be infested with angry hamsters.

I wish an even larger plague of angry hamsters to be visited upon the home of the next poster.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 30 juillet 2010 - 03:10 .

[Gaxhung]

Granted, ARRGH god damn HAMSTERS ARRRGGHHH!!! Stomp, stomp ...



I wish my coffee has a personality and tells me jokes.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

But your coffee waits til you have a mouth full of coffee to tell you the jokes, resulting in burns. You quickly swith to de-laugh-inated coffee you evil hamster killer!

I wish for something the doesnt lead to the death of innocent, yet agnry, hamsters.

[alj93]

Granted, you receive a letter in the mail informing you that four innocent-yet-angry gerbils have perished in a freak accident involving a snowblower.



I wish I were a little bit taller.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. But everyone is still taller than you.



I wish Sandal and the travelocity gnome would start a regime and take over the world.

[Gaxhung]

Granted, here, use mine.

I wish the next poster would fix MessyPossum's broken Hasselblad, while playing a Trombone.

Modifié par Gaxhung, 30 juillet 2010 - 03:42 .

[xxSylphxx]

Gar, Ninja'd
 Give me a sec
  Oh nevermind

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 30 juillet 2010 - 03:44 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. But the fan has been rigged and after ten seconds it blows up into a pile of ash



I wish I owned a stasis pod

[Gaxhung]

granted, a pod with a stasis field I made while playing the piano, but the pod doesn't work, it only takes pictures of you naked then uploads them to the internet. and Zaps your cat.

I wish more people were laughing at xxSylphxx and messyPossum

Edit: I forgot about the *Corrupt* part a few times, too noob ... adding corruption now.

Modifié par Gaxhung, 30 juillet 2010 - 09:45 .