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[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, it's diarrhea



I wish I could use a blazefire saber like a champ.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

Your tea contains only green tea and very angry ninjas who attack you thru multiple edits.

I wish for 2 Possums and 1 cup.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 30 juillet 2010 - 03:58 .

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but now there's vomit in it


I wish I had a popped collar soldier's outfit

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 30 juillet 2010 - 03:57 .

[Gaxhung]

granted, please sign for said outfit here and here. it smells because I dropped it on the cow droppings outside.


I wish my I didn't feed that last Hamster to the cat.


-- Oops big ninja confusion --
[ninja'ed]
Granted, 1 cup of pristine warm greentea (from Japan) and one cup of cold greentea, served perfectly.

I wish(ed) that customer tipped more ... so cheap!
[/ninja-ed]

Modifié par Gaxhung, 30 juillet 2010 - 04:11 .

[xxSylphxx]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

Granted, but now there's vomit in it


I wish I had a popped collar soldier's outfit

I had to quote this as the response to my wish for 2 Possums and 1 Cup, before it was changed.

Now back to the ninja-wish-fest...

Granted,

You receive the outfit but it explodes for no apparent reason as Possum gets ninja'd

I wish for less ninjas.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 30 juillet 2010 - 04:03 .

[Ghost Lightning]

ninjaed

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 30 juillet 2010 - 04:03 .

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, now there are 3 things and two cups


I wish I had pink hair.

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 30 juillet 2010 - 04:11 .

[Gaxhung]

Granted, hair pink, and shampooed. But conditioner NOT APPLIED, AND NEVER WILL!!

I wish the next person can teach me how to moonwalk.

Edit: another one of me noobing it up without corrupt /embarassed corruption added

Modifié par Gaxhung, 30 juillet 2010 - 09:15 .

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, but you do it wrong and fall off the stage... epic fail



I wish I wasn't so tired

[Gaxhung]

granted, with a broken arm and head injuries, I massage your tired shoulders and forehead.



I wish these headphones aren't so warm and oily.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, but during the cooling/cleaning process they broke.



I wish I knew if DA2 was going to be good or not

[Gaxhung]

granted, but that knowledge came at a price, you are now castrated.



I wish my lunch would cook itself.

[Darthnemesis2]

granted, but it poisons you and you die a slow, painfully agonizing death, only to be revived so you can die again



I wish Hawke could be an elf

[Gaxhung]

Granted, but he is now a she and a super hot fembot elf at that, she wants you so badly, however, since you are castrated ...



I wish their is a rainbow outside my house.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it turns out to be a Rainbow made outta Lazers, & they're pointed straight at your house! RUN!!!



I wish for the Corrupt to this Wish to get Ninja'd.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, but the ninja'd post got deleted so you can't see it.



I wish I was rich, but not famous

[joriandrake]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

Granted, but the ninja'd post got deleted so you can't see it.

I wish I was rich, but not famous

granted, but as a master spy you always have to worry when your identity gets known and you and your family get assassinated



I wish nothing could go wrong (I hope for some well-thought out respone)

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, nothing goes wrong because you never take any risks. You die bored and alone.



I wish my allergies would go away

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. Your allergies go away for a short time. But when your allergies come back you happen to be driving and you sneeze so loudly your windows break and you crash into a pole.



I wish I had something better to do than corrupt other people's wishes.

[Norskatt]

Granted : you have better things to do but you're still here corrupting other peoples wishes.





I wish I wasn't so bored at work.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, your new profession is pit fighter





I wish I could fall into the sky and not have time pass me by.

[silver_sparrow]

granted but you fall back down to earth



I wish I had a raven.