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[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but it has bird flu



I wish I had a cactuar.

[silver_sparrow]

granted but someone finds him and sells him as aloe vera

I wish I had the movie "The Grudge 3"

Modifié par silver_sparrow, 30 juillet 2010 - 06:43 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it's a pirated copy & you take the rap for it.



I wish Black Hat Hackers & Pirates are all turned into dung beetles.

[Gaxhung]

Granted, but as dung beetles, they enjoy a carefree disney-esque life of rolling and consuming dung. You start to feel guilty for your wish and you become an alcoholic.

I wish I didn't eat so much curry for breakfast.

Modifié par Gaxhung, 31 juillet 2010 - 02:12 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, you go back in time and instead eat a nice bowl of soup, that turns out to be full of worms.



I wish I had a machine that would obliterate every fly that came into my house.

[Sneelonz]

Granted, but the machine is 20 times the size of your house and weighs 2753 tons.



I wish for nothing.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, but its not very accurate and burns your house down

Holy ninjas Batman!!!!

Granted, you get nothing, because ur dead

I wish my A/C worked better

Modifié par Darthnemesis2, 31 juillet 2010 - 04:03 .

[itsthis]

Granted, and your electricity bill looks a lot "better" too.



I wish I can fly.

[Sneelonz]

Granted. You are transformed into a bird, and immediately get eaten by a hawk.



I wish for more wishes.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, but you waste all of them here and they all lead to your untimely death



I wish this wish didn't get corrupted

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted - but since you have broken the rules a very annoying storm cloud forms over your head -- and it doesn't end there. The next day you get followed by a group of garden gnomes who are indestructible, and immortal. They are always nagging at you for not following the rules.



I wish I had something to read

[Gaxhung]

granted, but it is written on my hot ass and scrotum.



I wish I can swing pen and pencils on my palm like those nerds do so well.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, but now eveyone thinks you're a nerd and makes fun of you



I wish I had a castle

[Sneelonz]

Granted, but now you can't stop doing it. Ever.



I wish that I was really ugly.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted - but everyone becomes more ugly and your made fun of for being less ugly.

I wish I could see Heaven before I die

Modifié par Solostran85, 31 juillet 2010 - 04:21 .

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but it's just a diner that serves cheesecake as the only item





I wish I had a belt around my waist, but right under the chest, not around the actual waist

[Gaxhung]

granted, difficulty in locating such garments, however, your wish was granted by making your belly really big, so that you can tie your plus size pants with the belt around the top of you big fat belly, which is just under your chest. Bonus effect, you no longer poses a waist.



I wish the next poster a healthy little puppy.

[Stigmatizer N7]

Granted, but I ate it so you can't see it until it comes back out.



I wish that I had Pyrokinesis.

[saMoorai]

granted but you cant control it and you set yourself on fire



i wish i had a good gaming PC

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a Monitor.



I wish for Pizzas for everyone in this Thread, of the type each of ya like most!

[Gaxhung]

Granted, everyone is happy (except vegetarians wept a little inside). However while you are all content with your well wishing, you fail to see the traffic light turning red and you walk into fast moving traffic, resulting is an ironic Tyrax Lightning "roadkill pizza" on the streets.



I wish boring technical book i need to read can read itself to me.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, but its a parrot and repeats all the things you say behind people's backs and no one likes you anymore



I wish I could sleep because I have to be at work in less than 8 hours