Corrupt-A-Wish

#4701
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*

Posté 01 août 2010 - 05:17

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Granted, but it leaks into your sex life.

I wish I knew what kala meant.

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#4702
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 01 août 2010 - 05:21

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Granted! Kala is a type of medicinal plant used in India. The plant is boiled down and through a mortar and pestle is ground into a powder. The powder acts as a mild coagulant but also an antiseptic. It really is amazing stuff you should look into it.

I wish for a garden gnome to replace the one that broke.

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#4703
Darthnemesis2

Posté 01 août 2010 - 05:21

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Granted, but the [garden gnome]

melts your brain

I wish for a lightsaber

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#4704
Gorthaur the Cruel

Posté 01 août 2010 - 05:30

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Granted. But you drop it and accidentally cut off both of your hands.

I wish Whose Line is it Anyway was still on.

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#4705
Homebound

Posté 01 août 2010 - 07:03

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Granted. But none of the original cast return.

I wish Teen Titans had a new season.

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#4706
Gaxhung

Posté 01 août 2010 - 07:06

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granted, Teen Titans makes a triamphant comeback in the year 2255, your great great great grand son enjoys the show however.

I wish I am typing this on a mildly sunny and windy beach with pristine clear waters.

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#4707
Homebound

Posté 01 août 2010 - 11:40

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Gaxhung wrote...

granted, Teen Titans makes a triamphant comeback in the year 2255, your great great great grand son enjoys the show however.

I wish I am typing this on a mildly sunny and windy beach with pristine clear waters.

Granted, but you are on a deserted island sitting in front of a computer and keyboard plugged into nothing.

I wish I could kill Ashley or get here killed permanently in Mass Effect 3.

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#4708
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 01 août 2010 - 02:47

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Granted, but the game is bugged & it doesn't know what to do after Ashley's dead, so it crashes to Desktop every time. It's agony for you having to choose between killing Ashley & being unable to proceed in the Game, or proceed in the Game with Ashley alive. It's torture...

I wish for a Slap Zevran Mod. (Just for kicks.)

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#4709
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 01:08

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Granted, but with is installed a consequence to which it leads to kinky sex.

I wish I could make food magically appear.

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#4710
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 01:11

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Granted but everything you make appear out of thin are is poisoned

I wish more people would participate in the Lozers

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#4711
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:02

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Granted! But they all talk and act like me which is extremely, extremely bad.

I wish for a mocha choca latte... ya ya.

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#4712
Ghost Lightning

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:03

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Granted, but it's made with curdled milk.

I with I was in crystal form.

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#4713
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:05

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Granted! You are crystallized, and as such, you are no longer able to do anything.

I wish for a some M&M's.

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#4714
Ghost Lightning

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:07

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Granted, but they are the gross pretzel ones.

I wish I could light it up like it's dynamite.

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#4715
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:11

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>_> A-Are they really gross?

Ontopic: Granted! You spontaneously combust.

I wish I was more mellow.

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#4716
Ghost Lightning

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:14

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Granted, but you use illegal drugs to achieve this end.

I wish "I, robot" was a better movie.

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#4717
Guest_YokoFactor_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:16

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Granted, but you use illegal drugs to achieve this end.

I wish I had more brownies.

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#4718
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:16

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Granted! But they contain no drugs

I wish Dune had no inner monologue.

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#4719
Guest_Gameiac_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:17

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It is, however this time it is a documentary

I wish everybody would turn into delicious nachos except for me

EDIT: double ninja'd! >

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#4720
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:18

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Granted, but you become allergic to cheese.

I wish that chicken looked tastier.

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#4721
Ghost Lightning

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:19

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Granted, but you become addicted to it and eat an entire KFC worth of it.

I wish i could stop listening to this stupid song.

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#4722
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:21

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Granted! You stop listening to FFXIII music.

I wish for a can of ginger ale.

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#4723
Guest_Gameiac_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:23

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Granted but it is so because everything related to Final Fantasy is banned from everywhere and the creators of it are all executed for treason against the potato salad society

I wish I could turn into nachos that can respawn so I can eat myself forever

EDIT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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#4724
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:40

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Granted! You become the uroboros of nachos but you still taste awful.

I wish for some rubber bands.

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#4725
Sneelonz

Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:42

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Granted, you get (broken) rubber bands.

I wish that I looked exactly like I do now.

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#4701 Guest_Isabelle Mortello_* Posté 01 août 2010 - 05:17

#4702 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 01 août 2010 - 05:21

#4703 Darthnemesis2 Posté 01 août 2010 - 05:21

#4704 Gorthaur the Cruel Posté 01 août 2010 - 05:30

#4705 Homebound Posté 01 août 2010 - 07:03

#4706 Gaxhung Posté 01 août 2010 - 07:06

#4707 Homebound Posté 01 août 2010 - 11:40

#4708 Tyrax Lightning Posté 01 août 2010 - 02:47

#4709 Guest_Isabelle Mortello_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 01:08

#4710 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 01:11

#4711 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:02

#4712 Ghost Lightning Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:03

#4713 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:05

#4714 Ghost Lightning Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:07

#4715 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:11

#4716 Ghost Lightning Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:14

#4717 Guest_YokoFactor_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:16

#4718 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:16

#4719 Guest_Gameiac_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:17

#4720 Guest_Isabelle Mortello_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:18

#4721 Ghost Lightning Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:19

#4722 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:21

#4723 Guest_Gameiac_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:23

#4724 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:40

#4725 Sneelonz Posté 03 août 2010 - 02:42

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