Granted, except you don't know whose mind you are reading.
I wish I have more hours per day.
Corrupt-A-Wish
Débuté par
Superium
, oct. 15 2009 03:12
#451
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 01:29
#452
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 02:10
Granted, each day shall be twice as long, but your life span is halved.
I wish I had something to do at work!
I wish I had something to do at work!
#453
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 02:30
Granted, but it gets you arrested and multiple lifetime sentences.
I wish I could spin straw into gold.
I wish I could spin straw into gold.
#454
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 02:34
Granted but you're enslaved by the Dalish who work you for the rest of your life.
I wish the postman would bring my copy of Demon's Souls and my new headset in the post.
I wish the postman would bring my copy of Demon's Souls and my new headset in the post.
Modifié par Fodder007, 26 octobre 2009 - 02:35 .
#455
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 03:28
Granted, but they come with anthrax.
I wish Uwe Boll would stop making films.
I wish Uwe Boll would stop making films.
#456
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 04:29
Granted instead u have to suffer through a Micheal Moore marathon
i wish Courtney Love would admit she killed Kurt Cobain
i wish Courtney Love would admit she killed Kurt Cobain
Modifié par Shattered Shield, 26 octobre 2009 - 04:29 .
#457
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 05:51
Granted, but she still doesn't remember through all the drugs.
I wish I could take a nap.
I wish I could take a nap.
#458
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:40
Granted, but you don't wake up until 100 years later.
I wish I could hurry up and graduate.
I wish I could hurry up and graduate.
#459
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:44
Granted, but you are fired from your first job for tardiness.
I wish I could fix my PC.
I wish I could fix my PC.
#460
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:57
Granted. You suppress any racial or ethnic slur that might pass through your lips. However, people think you are a bit of a stick in the mud because you are TOO Politically Correct.
I wish I could accurately predict sudden and volatile changes in the stock market.
I wish I could accurately predict sudden and volatile changes in the stock market.
#461
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 08:04
Granted, but then you're arrested on accusations of insider trading.
I wish I had turn intangible at will.
I wish I had turn intangible at will.
#462
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 08:08
Granted, however time flows differently while in this state, so you miss whatever oppertunity being able to presented.
I wish I could dance.
I wish I could dance.
#463
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 08:26
Granted, you're a dancing god...except when anyone's looking.
I wish it was summer.
I wish it was summer.
#464
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 08:48
Granted but the weather stays the same
I wish I had a dog
I wish I had a dog
#465
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 09:06
Granted, but it has rabbies
I wish I could play the full copy Dragon Age: Origins right now and nothing could go wrong.
I wish I could play the full copy Dragon Age: Origins right now and nothing could go wrong.
#466
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 12:29
Granted! You get to play DA:O with no problem, but are never able to get any of it's expansions or sequels & get left behind!
I wish Windows XP wasn't getting discontinued eventually since some of us people aren't rich.
I wish Windows XP wasn't getting discontinued eventually since some of us people aren't rich.
#467
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 12:35
Granted except zombies come and eat everybody.
I wish somebody would take a Dragon Age vid and put South Park voices to the characters.
I wish somebody would take a Dragon Age vid and put South Park voices to the characters.
Modifié par Superium, 27 octobre 2009 - 12:36 .
#468
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 12:37
granted but before they realease it on tv dogs kill them
i wish werewolves would take over the world
i wish werewolves would take over the world
Modifié par firewolf322, 27 octobre 2009 - 12:38 .
#469
Guest_Bio-Boy 3000_*
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 12:52
Guest_Bio-Boy 3000_*
Granted, but they turn out to be 40 year old virgins in plushie suits.
I wish to be like Walt Disney.
I wish to be like Walt Disney.
#470
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 12:52
Granted, you are dead(just like Walt Disney!)
I wish it was my birthday(Nov. 3)
I wish it was my birthday(Nov. 3)
Modifié par RefipBelak, 27 octobre 2009 - 12:52 .
#471
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 12:57
Granted, but it's your first birthday.
I wish I was able to sing like an opera singer.
I wish I was able to sing like an opera singer.
#472
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 01:08
Granted, but your talent never gets discovered.
I wish I could sit infront of the computer for one whole week playing DA, with unlimited supplies of pizza and coke (the drink kind), and no need to use the bathroom or sleep.
I wish I could sit infront of the computer for one whole week playing DA, with unlimited supplies of pizza and coke (the drink kind), and no need to use the bathroom or sleep.
#473
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 01:09
Granted, but then your computer gets a random virus and is unable to turn on again. mu ha ha ha!
I wish i could be a samurai/dragoon who took a major patr in a major war.
I wish i could be a samurai/dragoon who took a major patr in a major war.
Modifié par crk0917, 27 octobre 2009 - 01:12 .
#474
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 01:10
granted, but you get killed by an orc a minute after you arrive
I wish Coca-Cola was a healthy drink
I wish Coca-Cola was a healthy drink
Modifié par Conall Cameron, 27 octobre 2009 - 01:11 .
#475
Posté 27 octobre 2009 - 01:13
Granted, but Pepsi is better anyway so you decide to drink it instead.
I wish Silent Bob would fit as a character name in DA
I wish Silent Bob would fit as a character name in DA




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