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[Gaxhung]

Granted, here is a picture of delicious looking nachos. No strings attached ... this is hard ... you made this too hard, your computer bursts into flames.


I wish the I can have some delicious Durians now, mmm.

[darth_lopez]

Granted, but you chuck the outer shell over your shoulder and in an amazingly awkward to explain accident kill the president with it's pointiness you are then tackled by the secret service and deported to somalia where you are forced into piracy.

i wish all cats would be destroyed for they are evil creatures.

Modifié par darth_lopez, 03 août 2010 - 07:52 .

[rooshandark8]

granted but they return as zombies now there are zombies cat everywhere

i wish i can decide between mafia 2 for the pc or the ps3

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get it for the PC, only for the PC to have it's PSU die in a catastrophic manner taking all of your other parts with it, destroying your PC. Then ya get the PS3 version since your PC would be too expensive to replace & the PS3 is missing when ya get home with evidence of burglary. Then ya are forced to sell the 2 copies of Mafia 2, & get ripped off & are only able to sell the games for 1/2 the price ya bought them at despite the fact that ya never even opened them. After all this, ya never want Mafia 2 ever again.



I wish I could sleep 14 hours in a day but consume only 10 hours.

[Gaxhung]

Granted, expensive, but here is 10gm of Cocaine and instructions how to use it, its the same effect. Call me when you need more, we'll discuss price then, enjoy!





I wish I was even more handsome than I already am.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, everyone loves you so much that the entire human race kills itself off in an attempt to gain your attention. Somewhere in the ensuing melee your arms and legs get ripped off by greedy lovers.



I wish it wasn't still 90+ degrees at 1145 PM

[Stigmatizer N7]

Granted but it's pisswasser.



I wish messy would clean up his hair when he sheds.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, he always cleans his hands up on your clothes, even your nice ones.



I wish for a Tranquil Companion to be added to DA:O.

[Gaxhung]

Granted, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. ... as Tranquil sits and stares blankly into a dark corner. The Tranquil's brain lack of any sort of chemical stimulation, he simply behaves like a walking vegetable, you end up using him as glorified blow-up sex doll, one evening while walking home, he was bullied and by accident falls into a river, he drowns. But the aggressors are never caught.



I wish I was better at Maths.

[TSamee]

Granted. In return you must do my accounts.



I wish I had the Sims, so I could excercise my "evil" glands.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the game is programmed to only allow old school Saturday Morning Cartoon kind of evil that always automatically gets thwarted by corny, cliche heroes. You get real bored of it fast.



I wish for something for nothing.