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[AgentGeej]

Granted though your intellect is solely focused on proving disney music is in fact a religous perfection.



I wish I was always right

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but you can't express your thoughts understandably, so no-one understands what you are talking about and dismisses it as a madman's jabbering. (Hey, still applies, even though I was too slow.

I wish I was a great musician.

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 15 octobre 2009 - 05:33 .

[MentalCha0s]

Granted but all you can play is the bag pipes, and spoons



I wish I could freeze time.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted - but you freeze with it.



I wish my place wouldn't be such a mess.

[Murder Knife]

Granted. You don't have a place anymore.



I wish we got to play as Human Commoners in DA:O.

[Eoweth]

Granted, but all they can do in game is wash blood off the ground and pick up horse poo.



I wish we could export our armor from the game into real life.

[Calibisto]

Granted, but BioWare rushes the job and leaves you with a worse feeling than before.



I wish for world domination

[Calibisto]

Eoweth wrote...

Granted, but all they can do in game is wash blood off the ground and pick up horse poo.

I wish we could export our armor from the game into real life.

Damn, beat me.

Granted, but it chafes so much you get blisters and burns from wearing it.

Retry,
I wish for world domination

[Nighteye2]

Granted, a new dictator rises up and dominates your world.

I wish zombie kittens were real.

[Deviija]

Granted, the zombie kittens will eat you alive and then sleep on your pillow.



I wish errands would do themselves.

[Ciller]

Granted and then soon, they never stop - filling the tub up with buckets of water, then more water, MORE!! Until your entire home is flooded to the rafters, leaving you twirling around in the currents, wishing for your Master to come home and unsummon this foul horde of walking broomsticks.

I wish I could eat as much as I want but never get fat.

Modifié par Ciller, 15 octobre 2009 - 07:12 .

[Ciller]

Granted - it is skynet.



I wish for world peace.

[SunKilMoon]

Granted, but you're the only one left alive



I wish dragon age came out today

[Nighteye2]

Granted, and then the world economy grinds to a halt as everyone starts playing it.

I wish this wish didn't get corrupted.

Modifié par Nighteye2, 15 octobre 2009 - 07:26 .

[Superium]

Granted instead you die of a snakebite.

I wish that people would stop Rick Rolling everybody.

[Eoweth]

Granted, but then science proves there's no such thing as wishes.



I wish science would stop doing that sort of thing.

[Ciller]

Granted - science turns to creationism instead.

I wish I was never wrong.

Modifié par Ciller, 15 octobre 2009 - 07:31 .

[Krusayder]

Granted, but you lose the ability to lie

I wish I didn't have to go to classes today

Modifié par Krusayder, 15 octobre 2009 - 07:34 .

[Nighteye2]

Granted, classes will take place in your home today.

I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. <3

[Melifent]

Granted, to a Jehovah's Witnesses that's currently travelling over the international dateline at 11:59 pm on the 31st.

I wish DA:O had LAN multiplayer options.

Modifié par Melifent, 15 octobre 2009 - 08:20 .

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but some sort of unresolved bug causes all your PCs online to run around without head models - permanently. (Actually happened to me once in NWN multiplayer because I was using a head pack that the server did not have, and a player had to kindly walk up to me - on an RP server no less - and inform me that "M'aam, you have no head." ROFLMAO.)

I wish I had money to pay my college tuition, dammit!

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 15 octobre 2009 - 08:24 .

[Melifent]

Granted, you win the lawsuit from the car accident that left you in a vegatative state and are now able to pay off your loans!



I wish Star Wars The Old Republic was coming out the same day as DA:O

[AgentGeej]

Granted but the only race/class combo is a gungan JarJar worshipper.



I wish everyone in the world would just get along

[RV0LVr]

granted but they now have no individuality



I wish I have photographic memory