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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! Silent Bob becomes an npc corpse in the game.



I wish the DA:J game was already completely bug free.

[mandalore18]

Granted but you never get to play it

I wish i had a time machine

[Kilsot]

Granted, It is on your wall and advances time in one second intervals every second.



I wish I had more candy for Halloween.

[LadyKarrakaz]

Granted but you discover you have diabetes.



I wish I could speak and understand all the languages on Earth.

[Hanik Arran]

Granted, but you find out that you turned mute and deaf the minute you learned them.



I wish I was the last male on earth and all the females looked like supermodels.

(And I bet someone comes up with a granted but you turn out to be gay answer now ;-)

[GhoXen]

Granted, but just when you do you become a severe sufferer of aphasia.

Doh, too late.

I wish I was the last male on earth and all the females looked like supermodels.

They all fall apart in days due to lack of plastic surgeries, and they are all lesbians.

I wish for.. err.. world peace. Yeah!

Modifié par GhoXen, 27 octobre 2009 - 04:45 .

[LadyKarrakaz]

Granted, but everyone dies because it's boring. 


I wish I was a supermodel. 

Modifié par Purple Lady, 27 octobre 2009 - 04:45 .

[Thibbledorf26]

Granted, but you can hear all the annoying, pointless conversations being held around the world, constantly. You also cannot control which language you are using at any particular time.



I wish I could teleport drinks and food from my kitchen straight to my room.

[Thibbledorf26]

Sorry, I got ninjaed badly. I responded to a previous post, ignore my last post.

[GhoXen]

Thibbledorf26 wrote...
I wish I could teleport drinks and food from my kitchen straight to my room.

Granted, you become extremely poor and your kitchen, among other things, is now your room and only room.

Purple Lady wrote...
I wish I was a supermodel. 

Granted, you -were- a supermodel, but now you are old and saggy and nobody really remembers you.
(Hm, that didn't come out too well. I hope it's not offensive?)

I really wish for world peace, goddamnit.

Modifié par GhoXen, 27 octobre 2009 - 04:50 .

[Kilsot]

Granted, All the countries even go for disarmament. Sadly it is poorly timed to an alien invasion and we become slaves to the aliens. (or maybe its because they planned it!)



I wish the internship I am doing actually gave me money.

[Hanik Arran]

Granted, (and seconded) but as humanity just isn't a peaceful species they all move to Mars and continue to dispatch each other there.



I wish for a big party with all the nice people I have met in this forum. :-)



(By the way I change my first wish into all females staying the way they are. Supermodels are kinda boring. There is no real beauty without flaws.)

[Hanik Arran]

Damn, I was too late.



Granted, you get money from the internship but you have to sell them your soul as well. (Internship without money...that's like slavework :-/ )



I still wish for a big party with all the nice people I have met in this forum. :-)

[Kilsot]

Granted, but JEBesh gets wasted and starts clinging to your leg. ... is that really a con?



I wish the damned leaves would stop falling on my lawn!

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but the lawn is replaced  by a black hole sucking your whole neighborhood in.

I wish I had a million bucks!!!!

Modifié par Ninjaphrog, 27 octobre 2009 - 05:12 .

[Kilsot]

Granted, you now share the deer farm with the other person who also wished for a million bucks.



I wish there was a nerf war going on nearby.

[Ninjaphrog]

Undeffined, please try again.

[GhoXen]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

Granted, but the lawn is replaced  by a black hole sucking your whole neighborhood in.

I wish I had a million bucks!!!!

Granted, one million Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish my delivery of DAO CE will be on time.

[Sol Nox]

Granted, but the arms escalation gets so high one side ends up just wrapping Nerf foam around a nuke...long story short, more than one person loses more than an eye - including you.


EDIT:  Oops, guess I was too slow.  That was to the Nerf one.  Okay...

Granted, but then their value becomes less than nothing.  You actually owe the country for possessing them.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without consequence.

Modifié par ColeMR, 27 octobre 2009 - 05:20 .

[stfb1055]

Granted, i dont know what u talking about



i wish i had 12 inch ****

[JMOR]

Granted, the dwarves that have been fighting outside your house have been deemed to awesome and now lose their +10% Cool racial bonus for balancing purposes.

I wish the local bookstores had The Calling so I wouldn't have to buy it online.

This is for Kilsot btw

Modifié par JMOR, 27 octobre 2009 - 05:23 .

[GhoXen]

stfb1055 wrote...

Granted, i dont know what u talking about

i wish i had 12 inch ****

Granted, you pooped out a 12 inch long stick of poop, thanks to the censorship.

Now I really wish my DAO CE gets delivered on time. =/

EDIT: Man, this thread is getting messed up.

Modifié par GhoXen, 27 octobre 2009 - 05:22 .

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but all women on earth are replaced by sexually frustrated gay men.



I wish I was a vampire.

[JMOR]

Not even sure who got ninjad there.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but they put in the wrong CDs.



I still wish I was a vampire.