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[GhoXen]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

Granted, but they put in the wrong CDs.

I still wish I was a vampire.

Granted, now you no longer exist.

I wish posts ninjaing will occur on a less frequent basis.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but on the rare occasions it ONLY happens to you.



I WISH I WAS A GIRL!!!! (here we go)

[Thibbledorf26]

So does your forum avatar .



I wish I had a luxury jet that could take me anywhere.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, but now you're trapped in an infinite loop, forever doomed to keep wishing for another wish.



I wish for a nice pair of black combat boots.

Modifié par Ecaiki, 27 octobre 2009 - 12:22 .

[dweber77]

Granted, but any pain Ecaiki receives you receive back in triple administered by a gimp.



I wish I could make ends meet without having to work.

[Calibisto]

Granted. You get to live in one of the poorest regions of Africa and are depended on Food aid to survive.

Wish that Big Bird was a DA:O party member

Modifié par Calibisto, 27 octobre 2009 - 01:22 .

[dweber77]

Good one...



Granted but you must kill his most beloved friend Snuffalupagus. You have no other option and then Big Bird dislikes you the rest of the game.



I wish I was a little taller, I wish I was a baller.

[Sol Nox]

Granted, but you never get a girl who looked good so you could call her.



I wish I came into a ridiculous amount of money, no strings attached.

[Calibisto]

Granted.

You do a bungyjump in a big pile of cash... only without a string attached.



I wish I could drive a motorcycle

[Jorithel Ravencrest]

Granted...you come accross $200 million dollars in a bag on the side of the road, unfortunately all the threading on the bag unravels due to not being properly attached for some reason...a huge gust of wind blows the bills into a nearby river.

[Ecaiki]

Calibisto wrote...

I wish I could drive a motorcycle

Granted, however due to a series of unfortunate events you never have the oppertunity to ride one.

Modifié par Ecaiki, 27 octobre 2009 - 07:24 .

[Ecaiki]

Granted, I wish I wasn't so full of fail. <_<

[Ecaiki]

Granted, now your family and friends are all sick with what you have and you must take care of them.



I wish I could change the world for the better.



P.S. You totally read my mind on that one.

[Sol Nox]

Granted, but it's a doomsday cult's version of "better".



I wish I had obedient hair.

[ThePhantomTBag]

Granted, but it obeys Satan and eats your soul.



I wish my car didnt break down yesterday.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, it broke down today instead.


I wish I had a purple pony.

[RefipBelak]

Granted, however he is immediately eaten by lions.



I wish I had a PS3 already.

[Linarc]

Granted, but he just broke :/



I wish I knew how to cook properly

[Habnor - God of Whine]

Granted but now you can only cook brains



I wish I had big hands

[skimonkey]

Granted, but the rest of you shrunk.


I wish everyone realized vampires DON'T SPARKLE!!!

Modifié par skimonkey, 27 octobre 2009 - 10:15 .