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[Sword For Hire]

Granted, but they start wearing glitter!



I wish for no more traffic

[mandalore18]

Granted but your forced to walk around everywhere

I wish for sunlight.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, You now have skin cancer.



I wish my DAO character was a vampire!!!

[Templar_Blademaster]

Granted but he is going to sparkle.



I wish I could get a free copy of the Deluxe Edition

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted but they forgot to add the CDs. Free case for storing CDs 4 u.



I wish I had bat wings!

[mandalore18]

Granted but you still can't fly and you live in the cricus

I wish i did't have a headache

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You now have a cold instead.

I wish for this thread to stay civil & clean so it doesn't get itself locked.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 28 octobre 2009 - 02:39 .

[Shattered Shield]

Granted cept now the thread is dull do to lack of  color

I wish the vampire hype would die

[mandalore18]

Granted but everyone like Werewolves now

I wish the Vampire and Werewolves feud was over.

[Rita02]

Granted, but they decide to team up and turn on humans



I wish I could travel in time

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, You're now in dark age england during the witch hunt hysteria....and you brought your lighter....



I wish I was a werewolf!!!!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You turn into a furless werewolf!

I wish I had better memory. (for myself, not my puder mind ya)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 28 octobre 2009 - 03:23 .

[AustrianAndI]

Granted! But you can only remember really annoying things like how bad the trash smelt, or how badly it hurt when you fell down the stairs.

I wish I had a copy of DO: A in front of me right now!

Modifié par AustrianAndI, 28 octobre 2009 - 03:25 .

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, you now remember the long lost memory of when you soiled yourself in 4th grade.



I wish I had fur

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but the copy, is just a copy...CDs are empty.



I still wish I had fur.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You are now a furred werewolf... with a horrible infestation of fleas!



I wish puder parts weren't so expensive.

[AustrianAndI]

Granted! But they sold out because they were so cheap.



I wish I could shapeshift.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but you can only turn into a Teletubby(You choose the color)



I wish I had a REALLY BAD *beep>.<* effective flea shampoo!!!

[AustrianAndI]

Granted! But you're allergic to some of the ingredients and it causes you to break out in hives.



I wish I had a tiger-mount.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, problem is its a cheap WISH tiger mount, which do not come trained! You're (b)eaten.



I wish I had a gigantic tentacle monster mount, which is friendly!

[AustrianAndI]

Granted! but he's so friendly that he ALWAYS picks up shady drifters and hitch-hikers and goes far out of his way to drop them off.



I wish I had something to quench my thirst.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! A tsunami of Gatorade submerges your entire state. And it's strawberry flavored!



I wish I was a famous author.

[AustrianAndI]

Granted! But your works are so controversial that activist groups protest outside your house every night and you can't get a wink of sleep.



I wish my body only required Gatorade to keep itself perfectly healthy

[LaztRezort]

Ooh, I wanna play!



Granted. Unfortunately, the secret ingredient of Gatorade ("electrolytes") has run out.



I wish I was super strong.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but everyone else on earth had their strength increased aswell. So now everyone are just as strong as they were before if 1vs1, but hay, now you can punch through concrete walls!



I wish I had a 20 inches long sausage stuffed in my tight silk underwear.