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[Ecaiki]

Granted, and it's a very fine blanket they are embroidered on.





I wish I had rapid regeneration.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. Your hair regenerates incredibly quickly.



I wish life was but a dream.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! You are now in the Matrix

I wish I was a talented singer!

Modifié par Ninjaphrog, 29 octobre 2009 - 12:12 .

[Ecaiki]

Granted, but you can only sing in binary.





I wish for $3.50.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, your entire fortune now totals at $3.50



I wish for chocolate chipped banana bread!

[Evalee]

Ecaiki:

Granted, but you just dropped your wallet down the sewer grate.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Ninjaphrog:

Granted, but the banana bread is molded.

Modifié par Evalee, 29 octobre 2009 - 01:01 .

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but you can no longer breathe above water.



I wish for marshmellowz!

[Evalee]

Granted but some kid just stole your marshmellowz!



I wish for a good nights sleep.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! You now can never have a good nights sleep again.



I wish for the kid who stole my marshmellowz to choke on them!

[Evalee]

Granted but you may never have kids, grand-kids, or great grand-kids of your own.



I wish I had a Pepsi Max right now.

[mandalore18]

Granted but you wake up next to a bear

I wish i wasent sick

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but you soon realize the cure is worse then the sickness!



I wish the Mod would stop locking my topics...

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You are banned for 1 week instead. (darn you & your ninja speed! )

I wish I was a lightning breathing dragon!

(at least this is more humble than godhood.)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 29 octobre 2009 - 01:21 .

[AustrianAndI]

(aw snap he ninja'd 2 wishes!)



Granted! But you're about the size of a fly.



I wish I had some cool new music to listen to.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! But you get electrocuted every time you try!



I wish my ninja speed was faster then a frog

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! You now consider Avril Lavigne as cool music, and you buy her last Album, which makes all of your friends abandon you, and your parents disown you, and your grand dad write you out of his will.



I still wish my ninja speed was faster then a frog!!!!!!!!!!!

[AustrianAndI]

Granted! But it's so fast you can't control it and you commonly run into/through walls.



I wish I all my grades would become A's without me needing to do any work.

[Sol Nox]

Granted, but it's called cheating and you are expelled.



I wish it was 36C outside.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! But it never leaves that temperature ever again, no matter how much you miss being warm outside.

I wish I had einstein-like intelligence.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 29 octobre 2009 - 01:50 .

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted, but you're now a social retard.



I wish I was a moderator!!!

[Evalee]

Granted but now you feel your life energy being sucked away due to all the whining you have to deal with...constantly.



I wish I could read minds.

[kufsavar]

Granted, but you find there is nothing worth reading on them.



I wish for a pony.

[Calibisto]

Granted, it is a cute My Little Pony.
I wish I was in Londen participating in Warden's Quest

Modifié par Calibisto, 29 octobre 2009 - 06:38 .

[Althaz]

Granted but your participation begins and ends at doing over the phone tech support - you don't actually get to play or even see the game.



I wish I could master the main solo from Metallica's "One" already.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! But you have no guitar to master it on.



I wish I sleep well!