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[Calibisto]

Granted, you sleep very sound. So sound actually that the world comes to an end and you sleep through it. Leaving you confused but well rested in an apocalyptic world.

I wish I knew the answer to a radio quiz and win €20000

Althaz wrote...

Granted but your participation begins and ends at doing over the phone tech support - you don't actually get to play or even see the game.

Ow that's mean.

Modifié par Calibisto, 29 octobre 2009 - 07:04 .

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! But they make a mistake and sends the money to the wrong person.



I wish my house was bigger

[JMOR]

Granted, you house seems bigger because you shrink to 1/20th your current size.



I wish team USA was still in the Bioware compitition in London

[Calibisto]

Granted. They do very well but in the end it is discovered they cheated and get disqualified.



Wish papercuts didn't sting so much

[JMOR]

Granted, as your stumbling about your house/apartment/studio/cardboard box you accidently start the chainsaw your buddy Jim lent you. You franticly try to turn it off before it damage your furniture, but in your frenzy you realize you lost 3 fingers (they're your favorite ones btw) and somehow 1/3 of your left leg. The papercut hurts no more.



I wish my computer could run DA:O

[Calibisto]

Granted, You now have a supercomputer to run DA:O on. It is called SkyNet.



I wish I was a lumberjack who knows how to handle chainsaws

[JMOR]

Granted, I send Arnold Schwarzenegger back in time (from the future) to teach you how to be a skilled lumberjack. Unfortuantely by doing this he wasn't able to save John Conner and the world ends because you had to give me Skynet. That being said, DA:O looked beautiful.

Oh right, my wish... Hmmm... I wish I had a copy of The Calling to read.

Modifié par JMOR, 29 octobre 2009 - 07:42 .

[Calibisto]

Granted. Unfortunately your genie realizes he hasn't read it also so he read it first and you have to wait while he reads your copy.

I wish I was captain of the starship USS Enterprise.

Modifié par Calibisto, 29 octobre 2009 - 07:44 .

[JMOR]

Granted, you talk like Kirk. I hope... You enjoy.. Talking like a... Chronic smoker.

I wish Riker was somehow more awesome

Also...

Modifié par JMOR, 29 octobre 2009 - 07:49 .

[Calibisto]

Granted. Every time he's on TV you cannot help yourself but drool over yourself because of his awesomeness.
  
I wish I got paid for posting here.
(But I don't so I better get back to work)

[RefipBelak]

Granted, you get paid on thousandth of a cent for every word you post,have a good time.



I, wish pumpkins didn't rot.

[X2-Elijah]

Granted, but now you have pumpkins for heads.



I wish that I would win 25.6 million dollars Tax-free.

[dweber77]

Granted but it is all in pennies and no bank will convert them for you to dollars.



I wish that when I picked up my copy of DA:O I won some kind of contest and got my copy free with a ton of extra DLC goodies.

[Calibisto]

Granted. You get your copy for free and some DLC which is never published. Unfortunately the it was held back for a reason. It is full of bugs and it ruins your gaming fun. Not only that, it also corrupts your harddisk erasing all kinds of important data.

I wish I was invulnerable.

Modifié par Calibisto, 29 octobre 2009 - 12:59 .

[X2-Elijah]

Granted. You are turned into an invulnerable diamond statue.



I wish it rained dogs.

[Haasth]

Granted, but all of them are rabid and the weight of one particular bulldog crushes your skull.



I wish I could think of a wish.

[Althaz]

Granted, but your wish is to be savagely mauled to death by a dog named "Rabbit." (EDIT: Which would be granted )

I wish for a million dollars.

Calibisto wrote...

Althaz wrote...

Granted but your participation begins and ends at doing over the phone tech support - you don't actually get to play or even see the game.

Ow that's mean.

Thanks .

Modifié par Althaz, 29 octobre 2009 - 01:34 .

[Calibisto]

Granted. You win the lottery and get a million dollars.
Unfortunately the IRS takes most. After tax reduction you get all kinds of relatives/friends begging you for money. In the end you have to live in seclusion just to have some sort of live.

I wish that the plants I take care of didn't all die.

Modifié par Calibisto, 29 octobre 2009 - 02:18 .

[Ecaiki]

Granted, but now they crave blood.  On the up side, they have the most remarkable singing voices.


I wish I knew the ultimate lie.

[dweber77]

Granted, but you find out the ultimate lie is that DA:O was actually a long drawn out April Fools Joke.



I wish my supervisor would stop looking over my shoulder and talking to me.

[dragoager]

Granted, but now your boss starts looking UNDER your shoulder and is hence forth known as the sub-visor.



I wish I could overclock my CPU.

[dweber77]

Granted but you can not control it and it pauses at 11:59pm November 2nd and you cannot get it to unpause.



I wish I had the power to explode other people's heads.