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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You can now control other people's minds, but you cannot control your own mind anymore in exchange! Good luck with trying to control other people's minds without your own mind in the driver seat!



I wish I was a master tactician & strategist.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! You are now an expert in Chess.



I wish Team USA was still in the Wardens quest =(

[dweber77]

Granted but unfortunately after they win the check from Bioware bounces.



I wish people would stop sneezing and coughing in my direction.

[Templar_Blademaster]

Granted, but they now fart in your direction.



I wish for a hot wife (go wild with your imagination here pl0x)

[Antiuna]

Templar_Blademaster wrote...

Granted, but they now fart in your direction.

I wish for a hot wife (go wild with your imagination here pl0x)

Granted. She is a Balrog.

I wish I had a kayak.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, but some jerk of a deity keeps rolling it in a universal game of D&D.



I wish I lived in the state of confusion.

[AustrianAndI]

Granted! But as soon as you learn how all major car companies announce they will no longer be producing stick shifts, and that all stick shifts currently on the road must be destroyed.



I wish I had some sushi.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! You just get terrible food poisoning.



I wish I had some Reese's peanut butter cups!

[RefipBelak]

Granted you get a drinking glass, made of peanut butter and chocolate, good luck.



I wish I had thousands of legitimately obatined donuts.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! You now have thousands of dried out donuts which passed their best before date quite a while ago. Enjoy!



I wish I had milk.

[Jorithel Ravencrest]

granted...you're pregnant...



I wish I caused the end of the world.

[Kilsot]

Granted, but it was a parallel world and has no effect on this side.



I wish I was not in class right now.

[RefipBelak]

Granted, you in prision instead, hah!



I wish my donuts were fresh again.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You have fresh donuts, but they weren't paid for. Is that the sound of approaching sirens...?

I wish I had a computer with state of the art graphics, cpu, motherboard, sound, & internet capability, equipped with 8GB of RAM.

Ninjaphrog wrote...

Granted! You are now an expert in Chess.

I wish Team USA was still in the Wardens quest =(

Hah! Gotcha! I said, 'Master', not 'Expert'!

[mandalore18]

Granted but you get arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish i got better from the cold.

[olwyn13]

Granted but now you've got swine flu.



I wish I was on a beach in Tortolla.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! Now you're very uncomfortable in temperate & moderate temperatures.



I wish I could lift 600 lbs. without injury or difficulty.

[Kilsot]

Granted, your right arm is now ENORMOUS while your left arm is a twig.



I wish I had more ramen. I ran out.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! But they don't include the Flavor Pack.



I wish I could lift 600 lbs. without injury or difficulty with both arms.