Granted! Your favorite and very expensive now have to be thrown out because of the overpowering smell of smoke...oh..and the gouda is old.
I wish I was a knight!
Corrupt-A-Wish
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Superium
, oct. 15 2009 03:12
#651
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 03:24
#652
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 03:42
Granted, except you have no horse, or sword (or any other weapon). What good is a knight with no horse and weapon? 
I wish I was Spiderman.
I wish I was Spiderman.
#653
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 03:46
Granted, but you are frozen forever in a frame of a comic.
I wish I could fly to Jupiter and observe it's moons
I wish I could fly to Jupiter and observe it's moons
#654
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 04:42
Granted! You are now on Jupiter observing it's moons without a space suit...You die in space.
I wish human kind had Warp engines!
I wish human kind had Warp engines!
#655
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 04:49
Granted, you are captain of the "USS Can't talk... Normally... Because... I have to.. Build dramatic.. Tension" Otherwise known as CTNBIHTBDT, the first ship in human history to be fitted with a warp drive. You boldly go where no one has gone before, straight into a sun. You instantly get incinerated.
I wish that the person who attempts to grant this wish can't make it end horribly or have it backfire on me anyway.
I wish that the person who attempts to grant this wish can't make it end horribly or have it backfire on me anyway.
#656
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 06:24
Granted, now you have 5 sick puppies to take care of.
I wish I could be a space explorer.
I wish I could be a space explorer.
Modifié par cristidam, 30 octobre 2009 - 06:28 .
#657
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 08:00
Granted, The space you are exploring is between the fridge and the wall. We had to cut you into thin slices so you would fit. Sorry.
I wish my lawn mowed itself.
I wish my lawn mowed itself.
#658
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 09:28
Granted, however this required your lawn to become sentient, and it now charges you rent.
I wish I had a house made of chocolate.
I wish I had a house made of chocolate.
#659
Guest_DungeonHamster_*
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 10:19
Guest_DungeonHamster_*
After your dog eats a large part of it and dies, it melts and you subsequently drown in deliciousness.
I wish that Count Dooku became the emperor.
I wish that Count Dooku became the emperor.
#660
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 11:14
Granted, but now George Lucas decides that the original trilogy of Star Wars is no longer canon, remakes them, decides to make them 3d, and has Jar Jar Binks become the last of the Jedi, which the order dies out because his student's can't understand him.
I wish that BioWare makes a game that has a kind of 1800s feel to it.
I wish that BioWare makes a game that has a kind of 1800s feel to it.
Modifié par DaerogTheDhampir, 30 octobre 2009 - 11:14 .
#661
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 11:15
Granted, but it's not as good as Arcanum and has been rushed out to make a quick buck.
I wish that I were immortal.
I wish that I were immortal.
Modifié par Paul Emil, 30 octobre 2009 - 11:18 .
#662
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 11:18
Granted, but after you get hit with a bus to prove to your friends that you are immortal, you realize that you can still get injured and end up in a coma.
I wish I had better forum skills....
I wish I had better forum skills....
Modifié par DaerogTheDhampir, 30 octobre 2009 - 11:19 .
#663
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 12:08
Granted, but you become considered super forum troll and are banned from every forum.
I wish there was more American Football every year.
I wish there was more American Football every year.
#664
Guest_DungeonHamster_*
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 02:48
Guest_DungeonHamster_*
There is so much more that it spreads the world over and nations institute/reinstitute the draft to get as many teams as possible and all football stadiums get burned down in protest.
I wish I could discover a cure for the common cold and get rish off of it.
I wish I could discover a cure for the common cold and get rish off of it.
#665
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 03:31
Granted: You can, however someone else will beat you to it if you try.
I wish I could get Dragon Age, L4D 2 and AC2 today. And free...
I wish I could get Dragon Age, L4D 2 and AC2 today. And free...
#666
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 03:51
Granted, but when you get them home you realize they are all written in ancient egyptian.
I wish this day would end.
I wish this day would end.
#667
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 03:58
Granted but as a result the earth has started to spin faster messing up the day night cycle forever
I wish i could go on holiday right now
I wish i could go on holiday right now
Modifié par Adamski_707, 30 octobre 2009 - 04:07 .
#668
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 04:07
Granted but a school bus falls from the sky onto your house, killing you while you install dragon age for the first time
I wish for peace of mind
I wish for peace of mind
#669
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 04:18
Granted the drugs in the mental hospital really help with that.
I wish computer parts were cheaper.
I wish computer parts were cheaper.
#670
Guest_DungeonHamster_*
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 04:32
Guest_DungeonHamster_*
Unfortunately they're made cheaper by reducing their lifespans, and you end up having to buy the equivalent of a new computer every couple of weeks.
I wish it was tomorrow.
I wish it was tomorrow.
#671
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 04:37
granted, but because of some time space irregularity you body explodes
I wish it was nov 3
I wish it was nov 3
#672
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 05:20
Granted, It's November 3rd, 1809.
I wish i had a plate.
I wish i had a plate.
#673
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 08:02
Granted you have a plate, unfortuantely for you this plate is several time the size of your house.
I wish I had the comitment to follow through on any of my plans.
I wish I had the comitment to follow through on any of my plans.
#674
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 08:30
Granted, but now you have formed an intricate plan taking many years to complete, so you dedicate all your time to it.
I wish I had an authentic (which means real, and not the fake ones on Amazon) version of the Necronomicon sitting right next to my dictionaries right now.
I wish I had an authentic (which means real, and not the fake ones on Amazon) version of the Necronomicon sitting right next to my dictionaries right now.
#675
Posté 30 octobre 2009 - 10:13
Granted! But it's a fake one from Ebay.
I wish I had a Subway Sandwitch!
I wish I had a Subway Sandwitch!




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