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[Daerog]

Both are granted, you take forever to decide which one you should do that you miss the good movie and lose the motivation to read.



I wish I could visit BioWare.

[Templar_Blademaster]

Granted, but a member of BioWare is so awesome he is able to use magic powers to repair the legs to their fullest.



I wish for World Peace (someone had to)

[RefipBelak]

Granted, all of the Martians who have been constantly feuding come to an agreement and there is world peace on Mars.



I wish it was tomarrow so I could do my preload.

[JMOR]

Granted, D2D has a mishap on their servers and you end downloading 2 hours worth of viruses. Have fun playing Dragon Age in December.

I wish I had a copy of The Calling

Modifié par JMOR, 31 octobre 2009 - 08:52 .

[Ecaiki]

Granted, however your copy of The Calling is in ancient egyptian.



I wish I knew all the secrets of space-time.

[Murder Knife]

Granted, but you know nothing of the yet unknown concept of space-time-florbaxquhad. Your knowledge is meaningless in comparison.

I wish Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would spontaneously combust.

Modifié par Ekas, 31 octobre 2009 - 09:16 .

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! But his ghost becomes immortal.



I wish Tuna didn't smell

[Ecaiki]

Granted, now everything else smells like tuna.



I wish I had blue hair.

[Sword For Hire]

Granted, as you hold your tiny werehamster in your hand you hear something strange. The sound of a bus horn, but you don't see anything. You listen closer and look up and a school bus falls on you, crushing you and your hamster.



I wish for many wishes

[Ecaiki]

Granted, however the resulting reality fracture from trying to wish for so many more wishes at once drives you insane. You spend the rest of eternity as a babbling puddle of man-goo while an infinite number of you wishes for more wishes.

I wish to be the king and queen of cheese!

P.S. What's with the bus fetish?

Modifié par Ecaiki, 31 octobre 2009 - 11:27 .

[fenixphire25]

Granted, but you are then devoured by rats.

I wish my job was more fun.

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Too slow...ok then...

Granted, but it is then run over by a motercycle.

Modifié par fenixphire25, 31 octobre 2009 - 11:30 .

[stevej713]

Granted, but you are fired.

I wish I had a beer.

Modifié par stevej713, 01 novembre 2009 - 12:20 .

[Ecaiki]

Granted, it's flat, and warm.



I wish I had long hair again.

[Daerog]

Granted, you are now Repunzel... or however you spell that lady's name in the tall tower...



I wish I had all of Dragon Age's and Mass Effect's concept art.

[fenixphire25]

Granted, but you are in jail for theft.



I wish I had something to eat.

[TalsiStael_2]

Granted, but it malfunctions and you cut off your arm.



I wish I had the freedom to do whatever I please.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but you're still responsible for the consequences of your actions.



I wish Social Site log-ins didn't expire in mid-post reply typing & make you have to relog-in & retype the reply from scratch a SECOND time! (It's getting on my nerves!)

[Daerog]

 Granted, you can no longer log in. (Have you tried using a different internet browser? MSN messes up for me but explorer works fine.)



I wish I could delete the whole internet, just to see what happens.

Modifié par DaerogTheDhampir, 01 novembre 2009 - 03:15 .

[JMOR]

Granted, productivity all over the world reaches world record numbers. Cures for cancer are developed, world hunger ceases to exist due to new cloning technologies. Unlimited energy sources are discovered and harnessed and global warming's effect become less prominate. However, in all this comotion a bored scientist discovers how to divide 0 and creates a black hole instantly destroying Earth.

I wish my local BestBuy would break street date policy and sell Dragon Age right now.

Modifié par JMOR, 01 novembre 2009 - 03:37 .

[Nimkiikaa]

Granted, but you wake up from your dream to find nothing has change and Dragon Age: Origins release date was pushed back a year. Just 2 days before release!

I wish I was married to Adriana Lima!
Heh.

Modifié par Nimkiikaa, 01 novembre 2009 - 04:09 .