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[Tallin Harperson]

Granted. Unfortunately you are also blind.

I wish space travel was affordable and fast.

Modifié par Tallin Harperson, 15 octobre 2009 - 08:58 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but you see something... horrible!

Damn.

Tallin Harperson wrote...

I wish space travel was affordable and fast.

Granted, but there's nothing interesting out there.

I wish I hadn't to bring the garbage down.

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 15 octobre 2009 - 08:59 .

[sirchet]

Granted, but ...



You have grown so accustomed to the smell of the garbage that has built up, (from not taking it down) that you can't seem to force yourself to leave the house.



I wish I was the GREATEST at being humble.

[RV0LVr]

granted but you lost the ability to speak



I wish my sleep schedule is back to normal

[RefipBelak]

Granteed but normal means that you revert back to when you were first born and slept 90% of the time.



I wish I had a cookie

[Giant Panther]

Granted, but it is Oatmeal raisin


I wish I had a new car

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it has no brakes.



Hm... I wish this wish would be corrupted.

[RefipBelak]

Granted, your wish works exactly as you planned thus it is corrupted an uncoruppted at the same time.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Modifié par RefipBelak, 15 octobre 2009 - 09:26 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. It's Monopoly money.

Hm... I wish for world peace.

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 15 octobre 2009 - 09:28 .

[n2nw]

Urgnu the Gnu wrote...

Granted. It's Monopoly money.

Hm... I wish for world peace.

You SO took what I was going to say (about monopoly money).

World peace was already wished for....  so I wish you could read.

Modifié par n2nw, 15 octobre 2009 - 09:30 .

[RefipBelak]

Granted, he can read but he skips every other letter.



I wish I could actually draw.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Huh? Granted, but you'll have to wait till DA comes out, just like everyone else.

I wish I was lucky.

[Melifent]

Granted, like Typhoid Mary you are fortunate enough to be a healthy carrier of a lethal communicable illness that you pass along to everyone you come in contact with.



I wish I was at the beach right now.

[RefipBelak]

Granted, but theres a lightning storm.



I wish elves could have beards.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it's a lonely isle with no food around. Damn.

Granted, but they are all totally ugly, not fitting, and not removable.

I wish to see a man eating his own head.

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 15 octobre 2009 - 10:48 .

[kraidy1117]

Granted, but you then decided to eat your own head too.



I wish I could be a mage!

[Melifent]

Granted, your elf has a full beard, but no hair or eyebrows anywhere else.

Granted, but your spells are all fire based and only be used in an atmosphere of 211 degrees and above.

I wish my spells didn't do friendly fire damage to my party members.

Modifié par Melifent, 15 octobre 2009 - 10:52 .

[kraidy1117]

Granted, but your spells do friendly fire to you!



I wish I could play hockey >_>

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. Your spells do nothing instead.

Granted, but no-one wants to play with you.

I wish I had correctly working voice-recognition software.

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 15 octobre 2009 - 10:54 .

[Melifent]

Granted, but dentists and beer have been outlawed.



I wish I made more money.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. You earn one cent more per year.

I wish I looked awesome. (That is, more awesome than I already do. )

[Nighteye2]

Granted, you fall in love with your own mirror image and drown in a pool as you try to kiss your reflection.

I wish I worked for Bioware. :innocent:

Modifié par Nighteye2, 15 octobre 2009 - 10:57 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, you get to clean Stan's toilet.



I wish I had a better signature.

[Punahedan]

Edit: dammit, speed!

Granted, but then it breaks the site and no one gets to see it.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

Modifié par Hawkeyed Cai Li, 15 octobre 2009 - 10:59 .

[lordstanton]

Granted, but as a result, global warming is advanced and the world floods.



I wish I worked for Bioware.