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[Darker_homes]

wish granted, but it's fools gold



I wish i HAD dragon age

[RetrOldSchool]

granted, you have it but every time you try to play it you go blind and deaf until you put it back.



I wish my above corrupt-a-wish would've been funnier.

[Orogun01]

granted, it's so funny that you killed a man by laughter and now his family is suing.



I wish for another Bourne movie.

[Daerog]

Granted, but in this next Bourne movie, Bourne is turned into a ninja cyborg trying to prevent the gates of hell from openning, because the gates of hell somehow connect to the project briarthorn or whatever, it'll be called the Bourne Resurrection 3D, and it is directed by Michael Bay. Bourne fans mourn and die from despair.



I wish Hollywood would stop making 3D movies.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, because 4D movies have now been invented rendering 3D obsolete. Unfortunately, 4D moves for the next 5 years are made under the direction of incompetent fools that think cool graphics & effects can substitute for good story & you find yourself reading more & letting your DVD player gather dust for a few years.



I wish I had the skill to make a CC character supermodel.

[Beerfish]

Granted but like every super model she is too tall, too skinny has a snarky attitude and will only date hard living bards.



I wish I had a turkey golem.

[Antiuna]

Granted! But something went terribly wrong and its came out a tofurkey golem. I hope you like soy.



I wish I get accepted to a good marine bio program.

[Beerfish]

Granted! But the University is in Kansas.



I wish all the foods that are bad for you were good for you and all the foods that are good for you are bad for you.

[Antiuna]

Granted! However, now you have cravings to treat yourself to steamed broccoli and cabbage for dessert every night.



I wish I had a pet Zergling.

[Invoke_the_Wrath]

Granted! However this zergling is from the new MMO World of Starcraft



I wish I could run for miles in a sprint and not get tired

[andybuiadh]

Granted! But your legs are made of cast iron thus are quite unwieldy and prone to rusting!!



I wish I never had to work again and I could retire comfortably to somewhere quiet.

[Beerfish]

Granted! But you instantly age 60 years and are put in a sanitarium.



I wish I had the DnD spell Ottos Irresistable dance so I could cast it on my Dragon Age npc companions.

[Antiuna]

Granted! They all dance the Macarena and cannot stop. They die dancing the Macarena.



I wish Charlie the Unicorn was ruler of the world.

[andybuiadh]

Granted! But you now only have one kidney.



I wish for world peace!

[mrofni]

Granted! It only happens because everybody has to watch Teletubbies every day in their sleep.

I wish to find my purpose.

Modifié par mrofni, 25 novembre 2009 - 11:25 .

[Orogun01]

mrofni wrote...

Granted! It only happens because everybody has to watch Teletubbies every day in their sleep.

I wish to find my purpose.

Granted! You find that your purpose is to dance around a bonfire dressed feathers while listening to the cure.

I wish Dragons were real.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You just turned the movie Reign of Fire into our new reality!



I wish the Bioware Social Site suddenly & permanently became bug-free.



(Woohoo! This thread rose from the grave! Though I guess that means I didn't win it after all like I thought.)

[mrofni]

Granted! Unfortunately, it was incorporated into 4chan in the process.



I wish fire was cold.

[Superium]

Granted except it can still kill you.

I wish Ezio Auditore de Firenze would prank Uwe Boll.

[shadow_reaper23]

Granted... however it was a terrible prank



I wish i could think of a wish

[Seraosha]

Granted. Now you're a duck.



I wish I had spiders legs and could crawl up the Humber Bridge.

[Beerfish]

Granted! But another poster wished to be a large bird that eats spiders crawling up the Humber Bridge.



I wish I was drinking cold beer on a warm desert island.

[Jolly Jenkins]

Granted! But the beer makes you drunk and leads you to believe that you are a fish. You drown in the ocean.



I wish today was thanksgiving again.

[Few87]

Granted! But even though you are presented with as much turkey as you want you cant open your mouth to eat it as the muscles in your face are paralyzed from happiness at it being your thanksgiving day again!



I wish i wasnt afraid of cows.

[Thmar]

Granted! But they'll still kill you without provocation given any opportunity.



I wish i had a miniature giant space hampster.