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[Tyrax Lightning]

Thmar wrote...

Granted! But they'll still kill you without provocation given any opportunity.

I wish i had a miniature giant space hampster.

Granted. It's so minature, it can fit in the palm of your hand, & looks adorable... Until it dies from old age because ya were ripped off & given a very old elder hamster.

I wish black hat hackers would quit bein pukes & do something USEFUL with their skills.

[mrofni]

Granted. They create Skynet.



I wish Hollywood would stop creating terrible movies.

[Beerfish]

Granted! But Hollywood goes broke and now Bollywood is making all the terrible movies.

I wish I was as smart as I am now but 18 years old.

Modifié par Beerfish, 28 novembre 2009 - 12:27 .

[shadow_reaper23]

granted but you are killed by a rock



i wish i could play the bass at least half decently

[mrofni]

shadow_reaper23 wrote...

granted but you are killed by a rock

i wish i could play the bass at least half decently

Granted, but you never get any credit because you're a bass player.

I wish people would stop doing boring corrupts, such as "granted but you are killed by a rock".

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. 'granted but you are killed by a rock' has now been changed to 'granted but you are killed by a large flaming asteroid that is painted in graffiti & composed partially of Kryptonite that then resurrects you as one of the 'meteor freaks' that Superman ends up having to destroy even though he woulda preferred to save ya.'

I wish I could never again get any illness.

(@ mrofni: I don't think creating Skynet counts as a 'useful' use of their skills when everyone knows Skynet is bad. Also, did ya know there is such a thing as a Skynet Virus? Also not 'useful'. )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 28 novembre 2009 - 06:53 .

[shadow_reaper23]

Granted You are now new breed of disease causing bacteria called Flaming Dead Pigeon Syndrome and have thus infected and killed off all the pigeons



I wish My pc Didn't suck

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. But you find yourself bankrupt and in debt because your sweet new rig cost so much to build.



I wish I had an extra day or two to explore NYC this Thanksgiving. Missed a couple good places, boo.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. But you venture into the bad places as well...



I wish I had no reason to sigh that often these days.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. You are frequently bloated up with too much laughing gas in your belly.



I wish I had something more than prepackaged teriyaki noodle ("just add water") to eat for dinner. Rrrgh.

[DigitalOrigami]

Granted. But your water will be turned off, and there will be none in the fridge.



I wish the girl I was into was more into me.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! The girl you're into is now into your head & now knows every thought you have ever had, every thought you're thinking now, & every thought ya ever think for the rest of your life!



I wish I was a master computer graphics artist.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but you can't find a job as one. (Good gods, the bane of every college-degree holder out there.)

I wish I had my own apartment.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 29 novembre 2009 - 02:08 .

[mrofni]

Granted. Unfortunately the complex is owned by Colombian drug dealers shaking down its tenants for money.



I wish water didn't leak into my bedroom.



( @ Tyrax Lightning: Useful is perspective. While creating Skynet, they thought it was going to be this amazing defensive system. That would have been useful, they just screwed up. )

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. Water is flooding everywhere except for your bedroom now.



I wish the smell of carbon in the carpeting would go away. (Someone set off a fire alarm in the complex by leaving something that's now appropriately fossilized charcoal in the communal microwave. Blech.)

[mrofni]

Granted. You catch an infection that spreads throughout your body, including your brain. You get treatment before you die, but you permanently lose your sense of taste and smell because of the damage it caused to your nervous system.



I wish I didn't spend so much time on these forums.

[Jolly Jenkins]

Granted. But you discover there was nothing else much to do and are now bored out of your mind.



I wish Dragon Age had dark elves.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. They are all clones of Drizzt. (That was way too easy, seriously. )



I wish I knew everything and anything in the world. I want to become a literal walking encyclopedia.

[Thmar]

Amberyl Ravenclaw wrote...

Granted. They are all clones of Drizzt. (That was way too easy, seriously. )

I wish I knew everything and anything in the world. I want to become a literal walking encyclopedia.

Granted!  However, everyone knows you know everything and you're banned from trivia night everywhere.  Also, various intelligence agencies are seeking your apprehension because you know too much.

I wish I could bury my dead miniature giant space hampster in Stephen King's Pet Cemetary so I could have a zombie miniature giant space hampster...that won't turn on me

[Ninjaphrog]

OMG had no idea this post was still going lol I havn't been here since the 20s XD



Granted! But you are now 2 inches tall in order to make the miniature giantness possible.



I wish this topics life would finally end.

[Inarai]

Granted. So does yours. (Too easy).



I wish someone would come up with a better wish than this.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted!



I wish Inarai had never been born.

[Inarai]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

Granted!

I wish Inarai had never been born.

Granted.  The world went all Children of Men the year prior.

I wish DA:O had more races.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! You can now additionally choose Gnome or Pixie

I wish DAO had been worked on alot harder.

Modifié par Ninjaphrog, 29 novembre 2009 - 08:08 .

[Inarai]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

Granted! You can now additionally choose Gnome or Pixie

I wish DAO had been worked on alot harder.

Granted!  The devs worked themselves to death and the game never came out.  The world hates you for your wish.

I wish I actually had money.