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[Ninjaphrog]

(The world already hates me)



Granted! But the loan shark wants his money now....



I wish I was an all powerful entity...like Q from Star Trek!...play around with other lesser races mehehehehehehehehe

[Inarai]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

(The world already hates me)

Granted! But the loan shark wants his money now....

I wish I was an all powerful entity...like Q from Star Trek!...play around with other lesser races mehehehehehehehehe

Very well.  But the other all powerful entities hold you to a very strict code of conduct, like the Ancients in Stargate.

I wish I had some sort of time machine.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! Although it has no return function...have fun in 70.000 B.C



I wish I had a FLAWLESS time machine.

[mrofni]

Granted, but the energy to travel in time was equal to all the energy used between X and Y time, including the matter. Therefore it takes pieces of the universe each use and makes the universe small each time and there will eventually be no more universe to use on the time machine. Also, to use such a machine would require the collection of this energy so you would either have to have the time machine in the area where it would take all this energy and matter, or you would have to go the location of the where you would collect this energy and matter, harvest it in the manner I suggested earlier, and then bring it to the time machine for it to use. In any case, even though you have the "FLAWLESS time machine" you cannot use it because we do not have the technology to harvest the energy required.



I wish more people would realize Kefka was the best video game villain ever.

[Jolly Jenkins]

Granted! But I still have no idea who you are talking about.



I wish Dragon Age had ninja pirates.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. Their absurd inclusion in a dark fantasy world is found laughable and promptly dismissed by all and sundry.

I wish I looked like my avatar.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 29 novembre 2009 - 04:39 .

[Jolly Jenkins]

Granted! Unfortunately everyone avoids you because you now look like a 3D model from a video game. Freaky.



I wish the Darkspawn would jump out of my computer screen and rampaged through the real world!

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. You're the first to die. (Too easy.)



I wish it was summer already. Starting to hate winter now.

[DigitalOrigami]

Granted. It is summer. But in Australia.



I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You know what to wish for, until ya try to type it in, then ya forget. You always know what to wish for when away from any keyboard, but forget the wish anytime you're near any keyboard.



I wish I was a Master Computer Programmer.



@mrofni: Doh! Failed to think of that.



@Jolly Jenkins: Kefka is the Main Boss of Final Fantasy 6.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! But no one is hiring computer programmers yet..and turns out your profession is utterly useless in the rest of the world...back to college.



I wish my time machine did not expend time and matter from the universe in order to run...

[DigitalOrigami]

Granted. Your computer has stopped working.



I wish for the perfect video game.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. You can't play anything else now without comparing it to that pinnacle of perfection, hence ruining your gaming experience in general for the rest of your life.



I wish I had another week of holidays.

[Forumtroll]

You have another week of holidays. However you don't have off from work or school.



I wish for DA:O 2.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. However, Bioware has given up all rights to it, and it's now produced by Blizzard as a pay-to-play WOW MMO clone.



I wish time would stand still so I can finish this damnably long book.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. Your watch breaks, therefore you miss classes and have all the time you want.

I wish for some Zen wisdom.

Amberyl Ravenclaw wrote...

I wish I looked like my avatar.

Pffft, as if you had that necessary.  

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Urgnu the Gnu wrote...
Pffft, as if you had that necessary.  

Hehe, thanks. I'm still jealous of her though.  

Anyway, your wish gets granted but daylong meditation and personal tranquility doesn't solve the problem of being broke.

I wish I had a cabin in the woods where I could retreat to and write amazing stuff, like Thoreau and his Walden.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 29 novembre 2009 - 07:53 .

[Forumtroll]

Granted. You get brought down for tax evasion.



I wish I was better at plotting.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. (Assuming I'm on the right subject) you still fail at scripting and modeling and everything else related to the art and science of module-making, however.

I wish I had something better to eat than teriyaki ramen. Ugh.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 29 novembre 2009 - 08:05 .

[Forumtroll]

I was referring to general story writing (novels/short stories).



Granted. But you seemed to have lost your sense of taste.



I wish for grapefruits.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. They're rotten.



I wish that my place was neat and tidy without me having to lift a finger. (Don't we all.)

[Forumtroll]

Granted. You never have to lift a finger again, you lost them to a wood chipper. Police where baffled by your attempts to have sex with it.



I was for billions of dollars.

[malarkus_23k]

granted but you gleefully blow it all on an NPC who asks you in your camp if you would like a shiney new EA logo screen animation

I wish I could have the power to shoot lightning bolts from my finger tips

Modifié par malarkus_23k, 29 novembre 2009 - 09:03 .

[Forumtroll]

Granted. You fry yourself.



I wish for fresh grapefruit that isn't rotten.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, it's in a can, and you have no way of opening it...


I wish I hadn't spent so much money on a second WoW account (even though it is damn useful).