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[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. Your money gets stolen instead, and the time you won gets lost by you weeping about it.



I wish I was a zombie.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. You find it's terribly boring, shambling around all day and saying nothing but "Braaaains".



I wish I was anywhere else but here.

[Forumtroll]

You are in a black hole. Or maybe you're outside of a black hole. It doesn't matter you aren't alive.



I wish for uncanned fresh grapefruit.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. You eat it with glee, but somehow it clashes with something you had the day before, so you end up with a really bad stomachache soon after. Sorry.



I wish it was raining outside. I love the sound of rain at night.

[Forumtroll]

Granted. The flood waters wash away your house.



I wish it was a little bit colder.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. Welcome to the new Ice Age. You freeze to death.



I wish my name would go down in history.

[Jolly Jenkins]

Granted. I wrote your name down in my history book.

I wish that the Darkspawn would jump out of my computer screen and rampage through the world. This time however they won't kill me because I am their evil overlord.

Modifié par Jolly Jenkins, 29 novembre 2009 - 11:53 .

[Forumtroll]

Granted. You get killed by a Grey Warden.



I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. But it comes with strings attached...



I wish I had an infinite library with all the books in the world.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, but that's something I want too so I boot you out and you don't get to read any of the books.


I wish I had perfect teeth.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. But do you have any idea how much dentalwork costs these days???



I wish I could take a sabbatical from college.

[Forumtroll]

Granted. But sabbatical meant flunk in my dictionary.



I wish time would move faster during the week and slower on the weekends.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. Because time has sped up, you keep falling behind on your work as a result, and have to finish it on Saturdays and Sundays if you don't want to get fired / fail at college / whatever is applicable. Bummer eh?

I wish I could graduate with a perfect academic record.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 30 novembre 2009 - 01:37 .

[Forumtroll]

Granted. Congratulations! Aren't you ashamed of what you did to achieve that? No? Oh it was illegal. Needless to say you'll be majoring in receiving anal in prison.



I wish for raise.

[Ninjaphrog]

Granted! But your workplace burns down the next day...you're now unemployed.



I wish I had all achievements in DAO

[Ninjaphrog]

Amberyl Ravenclaw wrote...

Granted. Welcome to the new Ice Age. You freeze to death.

I wish my name would go down in history.

FAIL! He said 'alittle bit'...not alot...

[mrofni]

Granted, but then you're bored of Dragon Age, and you never post on these forums again.



I wish kittens would cry for Christmas.

[Forumtroll]

Granted. They're crying because part of the litter was run over for Christmas.



I wish someone would make a survival mode for DA:O.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. It's bugged and broken so much that you die a million times over without any hope for survival. (Irony).



I wish I could come back in the next life as a cat.

[Zweijsters]

Granted. You waste 8 of your lives on cocaïne. The ninth ends in you being ran over by a truck.



I wish it was three weeks from now.

[Jolly Jenkins]

Granted. You just have to wait 3 weeks and it'll be 3 weeks from now.

I wish that the Darkspawn would jump out of my computer screen and rampage through the world. This time however they won't kill me because I am their evil overlord. Also a Greywarden can't slay me either. Matter of fact, I happen to be an immortal evil overlord. TRY TO CORRUPT THAT!

Modifié par Jolly Jenkins, 30 novembre 2009 - 06:13 .

[Keithhy]

Granted, but in his dying moments, a Grey Warden sticks his blade through you and pins you to a wall. None of the darkspawn can remove the sword, so you spend the rest of eternity stuck there. Have fun with that



I wish that I had an enormous, forty foot water slide in my yard.

[Lord Grimnar_AzurieL]

granted but a drought occurs and you have no water



i wish i didnt have to work on christmas day, boxing day or new years eve/day

[Ecaiki]

Granted, you're fired on christmas eve.



I wish I already knew how to use the toolset so I wouldn't have to go through the painful learning process.

[Sword For Hire]

Granted, but a bus falls on you when you step outside.



I wish for my wish to be secret