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[mrofni]

Granted, but it is secret to yourself as well. Which is a bummer since you just found this nice Genie's Lamp.



I wish I could fix my sleeping schedule.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, now you automatically fall asleep at 10 pm and wake up at 10 am, no exceptions, not even for the psychopathic murderer watching you from a crack in your cieling



i wish i could come up with a good wish

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. But you said nothing about wanting it to come true...



I hope DA:O runs on my laptop, which barely meets the minimum requirements. Whee.

[Beerfish]

Granted! But as you're walking a dog steals your laptop and it falls on the street, a steam roller then runs over your laptop, it then rains and washes the remains of your laptop into the sewers and a company of rats steal all of the flattened water logged components and use them as little boats to float to freedom.

I wish I had something good planned for supper.

Modifié par Beerfish, 30 novembre 2009 - 10:03 .

[Forumtroll]

Granted. You become supper for the guy who wished to be a zombie.



I wish for a white pizza.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. It's covered completely with a thick layer of white flour.



I wish that my redeemed DLC would, like, actually show up in-game so I can download and use it. Pfaugh.

[Lord Grimnar_AzurieL]

granted but this cause a massive glitch in the computer/console and as a result frys all the components... now you need to go buy a brand new one



i wish my download usage was reset back to zero now

[jasonirma]

Granted. Sadly, your bank account balance is also zero. As is your social security # (000-00-0000) (which is 2 lower than Mr. Burns'). And, last of all, your GPS coordinates have also been reset to zero. Enjoy Greenwich!



I wish I wasn't working while roaming the forums.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, you're now roaming the forums while working.


I wish I knew why subway tastes so good.

[Jolly Jenkins]

Granted. You discovered that that  delicious mystery meat they put on your sub is actually human flesh. You are a cannibal.

I wish I was a piece of hot juicy bacon fresh off the skillet.

Modifié par Jolly Jenkins, 01 décembre 2009 - 02:40 .

[Beerfish]

Granted! But you are in a vegetarian commune and are laughed at derided as being unhealthy and scorned before you are buried with a small cross and a poem by PETA.



I wish that it was late spring/early summer rather than late fall/early winter.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, but we had to break the rotation of the planet to do it.  The moon has thus turned it into a wildly spinning top, dancing through the cosmos with alternate periods of deep freeze and rock melting heat.


I wish I could see everyone's future but my own.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But your head doesn't have enough memory to hold the information your prophet powers give you so most of the information goes to waste. The only future you were able to hold on to the memory of is the future of is some wierd yellow guy in some kinda futuristic setting that he got to after bein cryo-frozen for a thousand years!

I wish I was a Master Computer Wallpaper Artist who is so good that I could make a happy, comfortable living off of it, instead of having to work long hours in a boring, stressful job!

[mrofni]

Granted, but you're so good that everyone keeps prodding you to make wallpapers for them. They pressure you so much you eventually have to quit the job you were happy with because of it.



I wish Tyrax Lightning would stop making wishes about jobs. Come up with something new Mr. Rhetoric!

[Baracuda6977]

granted, now he has no job and lives comfortably off your income thanks to obamanomics

i wish i could shapeshift into any living creature i met, and back, retaining my individuality and personality

Modifié par Baracuda6977, 01 décembre 2009 - 07:54 .

[Beerfish]

Granted! But you come to realize that your individuality and personality suck compared to all the shapeshifting so you end up permanently shifting into a mushroom so you can contemplate this issue.



I wish the N.Y. Jets would win the super bowl.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, and then you wake up.



I wish I I could see the heart of the universe.

[Trigonous]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Granted, but you conveniently go blind before you can set your eyes on it.

I wish I were 8 ft. tall.

Granted, but you're now so fat you can't walk.

I wish I could pay for college.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You can now afford the least expensive, & worst quality college.
I wish I was as healthy & fit as an olympic athlete. & I mean the NON bad habit & non drug ones mind ya!

[mrofni]

Granted. You now live in ancient Greece and the Romans are about to conquer you.



I wish my dvd would burn faster.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, you can now easily draw people to your side of an argument, but your art still sucks



i wish i could register my DA: O

[Isaac910]

Granted, however on your first day out in the sea you are eaten by a shark.



I wish bioware would update my dragon age characters.