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[eriquinhofortes]

Granted, but the update fries your console/pc.





"Damn, I wish I was your lover. . ." - Sophie B. Hawkins

[Ecaiki]

Granted, I hope you're gay. 


I wish I knew if love really does conquer all.

edit: adjusted the reply. 

Modifié par Ecaiki, 02 décembre 2009 - 06:01 .

[Evindale]

Granted, pity despair trumps it

I wish I had a pet emu

Modifié par Evindale, 02 décembre 2009 - 06:59 .

[KirbySkywalker]

granted, richard gear hands it to you then pulls up his pants



i wish i looked like jonny depp

[Im_Nine_Today]

granted, you now walk, talk and act like an eccentric pirate and everybody around you thinks you're weird.



I wish I didn't have to go to work today >_>

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. The work comes to you.
I wish for 3 wishes!

[AlphaMagnum]

Granted, but each one gets corrupted by the minds of the heinous posters in this thread.



I wish I had a cat.

[mrofni]

Granted. Its in your burger.



I wish these freecreditreport.com commercials would stop showing. God they're annoying.

[Beerfish]

Granted! But they are replaced with 24 hour a day "Shamwow!" or "Slap chop!" commercials.



I wish I had a pet miniature elephant.

[Antiuna]

Granted! But its extremely miniature! Nano-miniature in fact. And you accidentally sit on it. You now have nano-miniature elephant guts on your hiny :-(



I wish I had prehensile feet.

[Isaac910]

Granted, you now live in a monkey pen getting loafs of bread thrown at you.

I wish the shamwow commercial would play on TV more often.

Modifié par Isaac910, 02 décembre 2009 - 08:56 .

[PaladinZero]

Granted, but the shamwow sucks you into it with its impressive cleaning powers.



I wish Sten and Oghren would get drunk in the Spoiled Princess and not bother me.

[Beerfish]

Granted! but all they had left to serve were Appeltinis, thus although they get drunk they are not happy drunks and trash the place thus leaving you with a bill of 50 gold sovergns to cover the cost.



I wish I owned an acreage and lived out of the city.

[Trigonous]

Beerfish wrote...

Granted! but all they had left to serve were Appeltinis, thus although they get drunk they are not happy drunks and trash the place thus leaving you with a bill of 50 gold sovergns to cover the cost.

I wish I owned an acreage and lived out of the city.

Done, but you own one acre in the middle of Antarctica.

I wish that I could grant myself wishes, that they were not taken literally but exactly as I mean them to be, and that it requires a special code word to activate the wish (which I would know) so as not to wish accidentally.

Just making this a little more fun =P

Modifié par Trigonous, 02 décembre 2009 - 10:47 .

[Isaac910]

Granted, your wishes are so perfect that they corrupt themselves.



I wish I had an endless supply of mountain dew.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Your endless supply of Mountain Dew never ends, not even long after you have gotten sick & tired of it bein the only thing you ever drink. As if that wasn't bad enough, to get your endless supply of Mountain Dew, you had to lose access to all other drinks, so you never again have ANY drink variety.



I wish I was a genius at the DA:O Toolset.

[jasonirma]

Granted, but the mountain beetles and mountain plants that live off of that dew all die in a massive force of apoptotic caucophony sufficient to deafen a large portion of North America and bringing to a head all of Al Gore's thoughts about the environment leading to us actually being WITHIN our Schwarzield Radius, collapsing into a singularity, and thus preventing the Vogons from ever making the highways they were sent to make room for.



I wish my debt were all paid off.

[Beerfish]

Double granted! Tyrax is such a genius that he makes a ton of money off of his custom content modules but Jasonirma kills him for the money to pay off his debts. EA and BioWare then sue for illegal use of the EULA and make jason even poorer than he was before.

[mrofni]

I stole your wish!



I wish I didn't steal his wish.

[Althaz]

Your wish is granted. Instead of stealing his wish you instead steal the wish of a mildly insane individual who wished to jump out of an aeroplane from 30,000ft without a parachute.



I wish for a vintage Hot Rod '57 Strat.

[mrofni]

Granted. It was free, but to obtain it you had to call a 800 number, pay $2.99 per minute for instructions of how to get it, with the end result it being in Hawaii and you have to pay to fly it out.



I wish people would corrupt wishes in a more convoluted manner.

[Trigonous]

mrofni wrote...

Granted. It was free, but to obtain it you had to call a 800 number, pay $2.99 per minute for instructions of how to get it, with the end result it being in Hawaii and you have to pay to fly it out.

I wish people would corrupt wishes in a more convoluted manner.

Granted, but as soon as people start making sensible posts on an internet forum, the Earth spontaneously combusts.

I wish the University would have snow days all finals week.

[Isaac910]

Granted, you now have to do the back-breaking work of shoveling snow, on top of that you now have to do your finals at home.



I wish my dog wouldn't be stealing my food all the time.

[1bloodyrogue]

Granted, you die of food poisioning two days later. The dog was trying to save your life



I wish I had better things to do with my life.

[PaladinZero]

Granted, but then the thoughts of doing these silly exercises crowd your mind, taking your perfectly made life full of fun things to do and interesting people to meet a prison where you constantly ask yourself "But what is the internet doing? Does it miss me? Maybe there is another wish forum? I could be there right now! But no...I have better things to do..." Eventually you stop eating and assault every possible device with internet connectivity to find out how to waste your life away.



I wish all wars could be settled by online matches of Modern Warfare 2.