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#926
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted! All wars are now settled by online matches of Modern Warfare 2, but it doesn't do any good because no matter who wins the match, the loser always accuses the winner of cheating. The issues that started the war & the accusations of cheating together make diplomatic relations even worse, so everyone hacks & cheats at Modern Warfare 2, then more accusations of cheating, until eventually, the Internet is just one huge hack war. The Internet is destroyed in the end & we all end up back in the Middle Ages! (At least it's not the Stone Ages. Posted Image)

I wish this hair was a CC character Hair option for all female characters:

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#927
Daewan

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Granted, but all the female voices are replaced with voice options from "The Nanny." That includes the guy as one of the possible female voices.

I wish I had the power to kill stupid customers before they could ask their stupid questions.

Modifié par Daewan, 03 décembre 2009 - 05:12 .


#928
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Granted but you go to prison where your surrounded by stupid guards who ask you the same kinda of stupid questions for the rest of your remaining life.



I wish my girlfriend gave better head.

#929
mrofni

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Granted. You see her giving it to your dad.



I wish for one of Stewie's sexy parties.

#930
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mrofni wrote...

Granted. You see her giving it to your dad.

I wish for one of Stewie's sexy parties.


Granted.  You are now a baby and have to wear dirty diapers for the rest of your life.


I wish Blizzard would announce the release date for Diablo III.

#931
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Granted Diablo 3 comes out next month and it's an MMO.

I wish the sky was yellow

Modifié par wonko33, 03 décembre 2009 - 08:13 .


#932
Ninjaphrog

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Granted, Soon after the whole world is showered in pee.



I wish Bioware would live up to their reputation some more.

#933
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted. For a day, then EA disbands Bioware to use the tools & facilities to churn out more of their 'shovelware' games.

I wish the Social Site reply postings would quit losing the paragraphing as the reply is posted at odd, random times & make me have to edit the post to refix the paragraphing. (grammar?)

(Can't spot any pattern or cause for it either after over 2 weeks of tryin to figure it out. Posted Image)

Edit: Big surprise, did it again. Posted Image What the buggers is causing it?

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 03 décembre 2009 - 09:33 .


#934
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Granted, but everything you post is in Klingon.



I wish I could share the awesome sunset I see out my window with all the forumites.

#935
Amberyl Ravenclaw

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Granted. It instantly reminds them of Edvard Munch's infamous painting The Scream.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 04 décembre 2009 - 01:05 .


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Granted, you are a hyperactive Chihuahua.

I wish I had a candy cane for my cocoa.

Modifié par Elphabas_hat, 04 décembre 2009 - 01:49 .


#937
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Granted, but you get busted for illegal possession of narcotics.



I wish for peace on earth (tis the seasonly thing to do).

#938
Amberyl Ravenclaw

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Granted. It happens when humanity nukes itself out of existence.



I wish I could listen to good hip-hop all day.

#939
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Granted, you have exactly one day before I violently murder you because I was influenced by the music.



I wish for all the nuclear weapons to disappear out of existence.

#940
Amberyl Ravenclaw

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Granted. Humanity finds even worse ways to kill off each other, making nuclear weapons irrelevant.

(Aside, good hip-hop music is very different from the crap you hear on mainstream radio.)

I wish I was done with my assignments so I could go to sleep. (See a pattern?)

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 04 décembre 2009 - 02:21 .


#941
Lord Grimnar_AzurieL

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granted but you fall into a deep sleep which is later discovered to be a coma from which you never wake



i wish that diablo 3 was out now as a finished game

#942
Amberyl Ravenclaw

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Granted. It's a finished game, but it sucks.



I wish I had a beautiful dreamscape to run away to when I need to chill out by myself.

#943
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Granted and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, in fact its peachy. However because this is corrupt a wish you go completely mental trying to discover what the catch is.



I wish for a 'cure' for beard growth, so I never have to shave again.

#944
Amberyl Ravenclaw

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Granted. Unfortunately the 'cure' also strips you of all your body hair, down to the very last follicle, and nothing ever grows back. Good luck with freezing cold winters.

I wish I could have long and straight hair instead of it sticking out in clumps in various directions. Pfft.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 04 décembre 2009 - 02:47 .


#945
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Granted. You have the most lustrous, beautiful, straight hair, but... you're a wookie.

I wish Amberyl wasn't a wookie.

#946
Amberyl Ravenclaw

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Granted. I'm a jawa. :P



I wish I could see Utada Hikaru live in concert some day.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 04 décembre 2009 - 03:21 .


#947
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted. You see a live concert but the band members are imposters of the real thing!

I wish Amberyl is now dwelling in the Harry Potter books as Amberyl of Ravenclaw!

(I'm tryin to do better at bein origional.) Posted Image

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 04 décembre 2009 - 03:24 .


#948
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Granted, but now everybody is realizing what a thief J. K. Rowling was and the fans riot.



I wish I got that corrupted wish before, the one that made you lose all your body hair forever. I would take it in a heartbeat.

#949
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Granted, you lose all your body hair. Your skin becomes so sensitive that you have to hide from light, cold, heat, forever banished to darkness within a basement cell.



I wish sleep became obsolete, for it is a waste of time.

#950
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granted but due to the fact you cant rest ur have to resort to drugs to stay awake. u end up overdosing



i wish that the warhammer models weren't so expensive